Corrupt A Wish

[moz]

Granted; 404 Error.


I wish I could find my left shoe.

 

[Blue Protoman]

Granted; now you lose your right one.


I wish WizardStan would change his username to StanWizard.

 

[LuciferRising]

Ninja'd.. dag nabbit!


Granted. But in the process he becomes a real wizard. With his new magical powers he changes your avatar to an embarrassing naked picture of you.


I wish my cat didn't hate me.

 

[levi1123]

Edit: Failure


Granted. He eats you instead


I wish my cousin would get better

 

[SonicTehAwesomeFace]

Edit: Failure


Granted. He eats you instead


I wish my cousin would get better

Granted. But after he/she gets better, the medication to cure him/her gives him/her cancer.


I wish that I never made the wish I'm wishing for right now.

 

[Prometheus]

You didn't. Because you were never born.


I wish I had a new hat.

 

[Blue Protoman]

Granted, it's extremely ugly. And it was a gift from your grandmother, so you have to wear it out of guilt.


I wish that we could see a picture of Prometheus.

 

[Prometheus]

You do, but then the Men in Black neuralise everyone, so no-one ever remembers it.


I wish I had a flying house.

 

[Blue Protoman]

Granted, but it runs out of gas and falls to the ground. You are killed.


I wish that Sega made a Tron game for Sega Saturn, and used Segata Sanshiro to advertise it.

 

[bzar]

^ They do, but the ads suck so badly they never air them. Also the game ends up costing sega a truckload of cash, and end up causing the entire company to bankrupt, never releasing the game. You spend the rest of your life looking for a bootleg copy, which you'll find five minutes before getting hit by a truck, whose driver is playing that very same game on a pandora 7 using an emulator you never happened to hear about.


EDIT: I wish it was friday again.

 

[Blue Protoman]

Granted. It's last Friday. Everything you've done since then never happened.


I wish Segata Sanshiro was used to advertise the Dreamcast.

 

[SonicTehAwesomeFace]

Granted. It's last Friday. Everything you've done since then never happened.


I wish Segata Sanshiro was used to advertise the Dreamcast.

He was. But as a result, the Dreamcast was discontinued even earlier.


I wish my 360 had the RRoD so I had a reason to get the slim one.

 

[Blue Protoman]

Granted, but by the time you do, the Xbox 720 is announced.


I wish that Sony would drop out of the games market.

 

[SonicTehAwesomeFace]

Granted, but by the time you do, the Xbox 720 is announced.


I wish that Sony would drop out of the games market.

They do, but then they change their mind.


I wish Sonic X had a Season 4 (and be dubbed by Viz Media instead of 4Kids)

 

[Blue Protoman]

Granted, but they only dub it in Swahili!


I wish that Pong would get a television adaption.

 

[John Bedlam]

Granted, but they only dub it in Swahili!


I wish that Pong would get a television adaption.

It does. It will be a crappy reality show called Pong Survivor.


I wish there were less crappy reality shows.

 

[Blue Protoman]

Granted, now there are more crappy sitcoms. And they're worse than the crappy reality shows.


I wish Justin Bieber's music career would end.

 

[DaMummy]

Granted - Justin Bieber's career has died off due to brand new talented singer/songwriter Rebecca Black.


I wish artists had control over their music, and that major record companies didnt exist.

 

[Prometheus]

Granted. The market is flooded with crap due to artists who have no clue about the business side of things, and the music market completely collapses, leaving a bad impact on the economy as a result.


I wish for a fish.

 

[Blue Protoman]

Granted.


Wait, that'd actually be pretty cool. In fact, it's so cool, I can't think of anything wrong with that.


You win. Well-played.


I wish that all cars and trucks could (optionally) produce trails of light in their wake like the light cycles from Tron.