Corrupt A Wish


Granted, you now just make boring wishes *yawn*


I wish games that are older than 10yrs were free.
 
Granted, you have surgery to make you taller. When you leave the hospital you hit your head on the door way out. (and all the other door ways too)


I wish my internet was faster.
Granted, you have a fiber optic internet backbone routed to your house. The MPAA sues you for your massive proliferation of torrents, and the government claims imminent domain on your house because they need to put a data center there.


I wish I had a spaceship.
Granted! Well, sort of. But you do get to be co-owner! Enjoy your new shipmates.


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I wish my job worked me longer hours.


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BEST SHIPMATES EVER!!!!


Continue on please.
 
Granted, you win the worst video award in the contest.


I wish I didn't have to compose a musical piece for piano.
 
Granted, you win the worst video award in the contest.


I wish I didn't have to compose a musical piece for piano.
^That was cruel.


You don't have to compose a piece for the piano. You have to make one for the hurdy gurdy, then perform it on live television.


I wish I wasn't gagged by NDA. Otherwise, I could tell you about this XBL preview program I got into.
 
Granted, instead they keep you locked up so you can't tell anyone.


I wish my previous wish I granted wasn't so cruel. :(

Granted, you win the worst video award in the contest.
 
It wasn't, I was just being too sensitive.


I wish I didn't have Lyme disease.
 
It wasn't, I was just being too sensitive.


I wish I didn't have Lyme disease.


Granted, However the cure for Lyme disease makes you susceptible and you contract Lemon disease and your face puckers up so tight, you suffocate.


I wish I didn't have debilitating physical issues.


(P.S. just found this game and love it!!!!)
 
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You don't, but you have to take steroids that making you do stupid things.


I wish I could go to the future.
 
Granted - You meet yourself in the process, and well, we all know what happens if that occurs.


I wish for Nintendo to have good online servers so i can get my butt whooped in ssf4 without lag.
 
Granted, but your ISP now has lag.


I wish AMD's Bulldozer would get the company back into the high-end CPU market.
 
I wish AMD's Bulldozer would get the company back into the high-end CPU market.

AMD's Bulldozer destroys the competition so much that it drives Intel out of the market. Suddenly, without competition, AMD raises its prices to $10,000 a unit.


I wish I had $10,000 right about now...
 
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Granted, you got $10,000 in play money :lol:


I wish minecraft would run on the pandora smoothly.
 
Granted, Minecraft is now bootable, however the graphics are so low, you can't see four blocks in front of you.


I wish I had a French migit in a suit for a butler.
 
Granted, Minecraft is now bootable, however the graphics are so low, you can't see four blocks in front of you.


I wish I had a French migit in a suit for a butler.


Granted, but he steals your significant other and runs away to Antarctica.


I wish i could find some working games for mame.
 
Granted - Alex Trebek is with him.


I wish I had the courage to drop $80$100 for one and $40 for another rare audio CDs
 
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Granted. The day after they arrive in the mail, they go on sale; 90% off!


I wish that I had celebrated my 1337th post.
 
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