(Bad)Joke Appreciation Corner

[FBnil]

Communicating badly then acting smug when you're misunderstood is not cleverness.

You might need to factor that into your calculations.

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[FBnil]

I just realized I don't trust stairs...

Spoiler

...they are always up to something.

And half the time they let you down.

 

[Confuzzled]

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You forgot the "RGH!" at the end.

obbadjoke: What do you call a group of deaf trombonists?

Spoiler

Anything you like, they can't hear you!

 

[Null]

My grandfather lost his tongue during WW2
He never talks about it.

 

[Null]

I fired the guy I hired to mow my lawn. He just didn’t cut it.

 

[Null]

"Dad, can you put my shoes on?" "No, I don't think they'll fit me."

 

[FBnil]

You know what's really odd?
Numbers not divisible by 2.

 

[Null]

I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.

 

[Confuzzled]

"Dad, can you put my shoes on?" "No, I don't think they'll fit me."

To really understand someone's situation, you need to walk a mile in their shoes.

Spoiler

And when you have, you've got another pair of shoes, and you have a mile start on them when they start running after you barefoot!

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Chickens don't like Möbius strips.

 

[FBnil]

I don't think you shower periodically.

Spoiler: What do you mean? I shower every.... oh

 

[Null]

I tried to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.

 

[Confuzzled]

I tried to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.

Thwack! [1]

(Bad)Joke Appreciation Corner

I tried to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.

pyra-handheld.com

[1]Repeating a joke means you get hit with a rolled-up newspaper.

 

[FBnil]

This guy was trying to explain to me the complex principles of umbrella construction and demonstrated how they work by opening it.

Needless to say it went over my head.

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I tried to organize a professional seek-and-hide tournament, but it was a complete success. Hard players are good to find.

Can I get that newspaper now? I want to read it.

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So I got in a fight with a mop.
I wiped the floor with him.

 

[Null]

I tried to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good jokes are hard to find.

Repeating a joke means you get hit with a rolled-up newspaper.

 

[TeDaDeS]

Why did the two CEO's meet?
They enjoy each other's company.

 

[Null]

My wife found out I was cheating on her after she found all the letters I was hiding...she got mad and said she's never playing Scrabble with me again.

 

[Null]

I just saw my wife trip and fall while carrying a laundry basket full of ironed clothes. I watched it all unfold.

 

[Null]

 

[Null]

What do you get when you combine a rhetorical question and a joke?

 

[Djoga'Ro]

Something like "Do you want Trump for president?"