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My three favourite things are eating my family and not using commas.
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TeDaDeS
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Do you know why there isn't any training for trash collectors?
They just pick things up as they go along.
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The most dangerous type of canoes are volcanoes.
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What do you call a penguin in the White House?
Lost.
Lost.
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I was in a job interview the other day and they asked if I could perform under pressure. I said no, but I could perform Bohemian Rhapsody.
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How do you make a water bed bouncier? Add spring water.
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I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.
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This year’s Fibonacci convention is going to be really special. Apparently it’s as big as the last two put together.
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As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide wasn't the right choice.
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That reminds me of the guide that we lost during our trip in the mountains, fell from a cliff to never be seen again. But that guide was old, so we didn't really care, it was missing some pages to.
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My wife told me to quit doing my terrible Arnold impression, but don't worry, I'll return.
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My wife and I have decided not to have kids. The kids are taking it pretty badly.
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The Leipzig historical re-enactment society were giving a show covering the early 18th century, and everything was going to plan. On the day of the finale, one of the key re-enactors who played a musician was ill, which was a shame, because the show was going to be a full house with some Hollywood celebrities in the audience. The management appealed to the audience for someone who could fill in at short notice, and Arnold Schwarzeneggar shouted out "Don't vorry! I'll be Bach!".
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If you're feeling depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before you go to sleep. It'll give you a reason to get out of bed in the morning.
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Not if your depression is stronger.
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NEWS HOUR - WHAT TO DO ABOUT DOWNERS | Uncle Jack | We Happy Few
What to do with Downers! Uncle Jack (Julian Casey) is the TV and radio host in Wellington Wells. His shows are broadcast everywhere in the city and feature many different parts such as news hours, humour hours, medical episodes, fairy tales and more. This video is a part of the Collectibles...
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No sir you're a large, shouting something doesn't make it true.
