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obbadjoke: What do you call a group of deaf trombonists?
Anything you like, they can't hear you!
 
"Dad, can you put my shoes on?" "No, I don't think they'll fit me."
To really understand someone's situation, you need to walk a mile in their shoes.
And when you have, you've got another pair of shoes, and you have a mile start on them when they start running after you barefoot!
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Chickens don't like Möbius strips.
 
I don't think you shower periodically.


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This guy was trying to explain to me the complex principles of umbrella construction and demonstrated how they work by opening it.

Needless to say it went over my head.
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I tried to organize a professional seek-and-hide tournament, but it was a complete success. Hard players are good to find.

Can I get that newspaper now? I want to read it.
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So I got in a fight with a mop.
I wiped the floor with him.
 
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My wife found out I was cheating on her after she found all the letters I was hiding...she got mad and said she's never playing Scrabble with me again.
 
I just saw my wife trip and fall while carrying a laundry basket full of ironed clothes. I watched it all unfold.
 
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