(Bad)Joke Appreciation Corner

[ClockworkCoder]

Thanks for explaining plethora to me, it means a lot.

 

[Null]

“Why should we hire you as a waiter?”
“I feel I’d bring a lot to the table.”

 

[FBnil]

What happens if someone slaps you at high frequency?

Spoiler: answer

It Hertz

 

[Null]

“I bought you an elephant for your room.”
“Thanks!”
“Don’t mention it.”

 

[Confuzzled]

Q: What do you like about puns?
A:


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I did a cryptic crossword today, and the answer to every clue was a pun.
What!? Only four letters for every answer? That must have been boring. Was it a punishment?

 

[Confuzzled]

I'm writing a play with the compilers of the Oxford English Dictionary - they're quite and interesting group of people, and they are each choosing a favourite entry to talk about in their character, but I haven't come up with a title yet.

How about 'A pun'?

Why?

Well, it's obvious really, it's a play on words.

 

[Confuzzled]

A Chinese friend of mine is writing a humorous article about wordplay for the newspaper. It's weird, but he still isn't used to the Roman alphabet and he mixes up some letters, like 'f' and 'p'. Nevertheless, I couldn't stop laughing when I read it.

Why?

Because it's very, very, punny.

 

[FBnil]

@Confuzzled oh man... You get a thumbs up from me for effort. But maaan... PUNishment?
Though the last one was a little punny...

 

[netcat]

what does my k-pop obsessed daughter call me after too much fun in the sun?

Spoiler

WHITEPINK!

 

[Null]

I haven’t even managed to write my autobiography. That’s the story of my life.

 

[FBnil]

When I visited Australia the immigration officer asked me if I had a criminal record.
I replied: "Oh, is that still required?"

 

[FBnil]

8 million people quit smoking each year!

Spoiler: You'll be shocked to read how

(because they die)

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A maths meme that is actually funny rather than stupid!
Solve carefully:
230 -220 x 0.5 =

You probably won't believe it but the answer is 5!

 

[Null]

SpongeBob may be the main character of the show. But Patrick is the star.

 

[FBnil]

Diarrhea and Alzheimer are a terrible combination. You run, but you don't know where to.

 

[levi]

A maths meme that is actually funny rather than stupid!
Solve carefully:
230 -220 x 0.5 =

You probably won't believe it but the answer is 5!

Quite stupid. It's only 5 if you do the calculation left to right without caring about the order of operations. If you put it in something that understand that you get 120 instead. But if you do it regardless of BODMAS then 230-220 is 10 and half of 10 is 5. Easy.

 

[FBnil]

Quite stupid.

No it's not!
Just re-read and there's a catch. Hope you find it.

 

[Confuzzled]

No it's not!
Just re-read and there's a catch. Hope you find it.

Communicating badly then acting smug when you're misunderstood is not cleverness.

You might need to factor that into your calculations.

 

[Null]

Roses are black.
Violets are black.
Everything is black.
I haven’t been the same since the accident.

 

[Confuzzled]

Well, your honour, it's all a big misunderstanding. The security guard said it was fine with him when I asked if I could take a picture.

 

[Null]

My wife left a note on the fridge saying, “this is not working”.
I don’t know what she’s talking about, the fridge is working fine.