(Bad)Joke Appreciation Corner


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I was going to take a job in porn...
but they told me to beat it!

Dr: You have a case of chronic onomatopoeia.
Patient: Oh God, no! What's that!?
Dr: Exactly what it sounds like.
 
There was a rather judicious tradesman who complained that because there was some offal on a tool he was using, he would have to carefully extricate it, use a clean cloth to remove any remnant of debris and compare results to a previous benchmark before he could return to a task. His decisive foreman bid him to knock that shit off and get back to work.
 
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