(Bad)Joke Appreciation Corner

[Dark Pulse]

I've heard of unisex, but I've never had it.

 

[FaeMinx]

I've heard of unisex, but I've never had it.

Meh... Regarding sex, it's a put-on.

 

[Null]

Many architects are good at coming up with concrete plans.

 

[ClockworkCoder]

I generally like archeologists, and I hate to say it, there's one I need to pick a bone with.

 

[Null]

My clock radio goes off with alarming frequency.

 

[Drezrek]

 

[Null]

I saw an ad for burial plots, and thought to myself this is the last thing I need.

 

[ClockworkCoder]

I walked down a street where the houses were numbered 64K, 128K, 256K, 512K and 1MB.

That was a trip down memory lane.

 

[rygD]

When was this walk?

 

[PokeParadox]

When was this walk?

Unfortunately I don't have memory of that.

----
I went to a zoo with only a dog. It was a shih tzu

 

[ClockworkCoder]

When was this walk?

It was just last week, when I failed to cache the bus.

 

[rygD]

It was just last week, when I failed to cache the bus.

You mean this year? I don't think that street would cut it for modern use.

 

[ClockworkCoder]

You mean this year? I don't think that street would cut it for modern use.

Those old gas lamps are so romantic though.

Lack of a sewerage system, less so.

 

[rygD]

Is that a strange way of saying "CRTs"? I love them, too.

 

[ible]

when you're feeling down on yourself, always remember that you have at least moderate success at staying awake.

unless you're in a coma, in which case remember you've won at least one race in life.

unless you were in vitro fertilized, in which case you were the pick of the litter. well, if you're in a coma now, maybe one of the others would have been a better choice.

what a terrible comatosist joke, what makes you hate on comatose people? it's not a victimless crime.

yeah, it's a real nightmare for the people involved!

i'm sorry, i'll try to be more conscious about it from now on.

 

[CabinetofJoy]

Q: What did the mouse put on his rice?
A: Scurry!

Q: What do you call a cow from Utah?
A: A MOOrmon

Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?
A: 'Ell-if-I-no. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

[Binky]

^ xkcd28

 

[ible]

the number 4 is bad luck in many asian countries because it sounds like the word for death or to die.

the biggest phonological problems i have with numbers is that 15 sounds like 50, which makes it occasionally hard to tell if it's a good time to die.

 

[ClockworkCoder]

This one only works with an Australian accent... "I'm going to hospital today."

 

[FBnil]

Brazil is having a Yellow Fever/Dengue outbreak at the moment. (and a few months ago, Madagascar was exporting the Black Plague). So now I've confronted you with mortality... here is the joke:

The yellow fever is like Saturday Night Fever, only it's the doctors that get to wear the white suit.