(Bad)Joke Appreciation Corner

[Null]

Why couldn’t the astronaut book a room on the moon? Because it was full.

 

[FBnil]

So the husband grabs the knife...
The wife says: No dear husband! Not the knife, not the knife!
The husband looks at the knife, then at the wife.
The wife says: No dear husband, you eat soup with a spoon!

 

[Null]

Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me, it means a lot.

 

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[rygD]

What a great idea. I wish I was a soapmaker now. I would also sell body soap. And eyeball soap. Probably some blood and monster soap. The blood one could be very fun. Just imagine the results.

 

[Null]

Coffee is the silent victim in our house. It gets mugged every day.

 

[FBnil]

This is embarrassing. It's spring and I'm so exited I wet my plants.

What do you say when Simba walks slowly? Mufasa.

Why does Peter Pan fly? He Neverlands. - I like this joke, it never grows old.

 

[Null]

Sleep? There’s a nap for that.

 

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[CabinetofJoy]

I was going to tell a joke about a duck, but it wasn't all it was quacked up to be.

 

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[levi]

The old ones are the best!

 

[Null]

Did you hear about the man who got killed by a bear? It was a grizzly death.

 

[FBnil]

The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.

Why did the cross-eyed teacher lose her job? Because she couldn't control her pupils.

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.

Sources: https://onelinefun.com/puns/ https://www.punoftheday.com/cgi-bin/disppuns.pl?ord=F

 

[Null]

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says “Do you smell fish?”

 

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[ible]

now that's a sport i would watch.

 

[rygD]

How does a cat make a cake?

From scratch.