(Bad)Joke Appreciation Corner

[ible]

did you know there's a worldwide gas passing competition? it's not for the faint of fart.

they are also previewing telepresence comedians in select areas. but they're not even remotely funny.

 

[ClockworkCoder]

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

 

[ible]

there's a lady who loves to rip raisins in half. i won't judge, though; it's her raison d'être.

 

[Kev2442]

Pyra : not another ARMed robbery !

 

[Klumpen]

www.twitter.com/riseuphes/status/929579600354693120
www.twitter.com/AdamParkhomenko/status/929598544171945984

 

[Caine]

Oh man, I really hope that is fake news...

 

[Klumpen]

Did you hear about the wooden car with the wooden wheels and the wooden engine?

Spoiler

It wooden go.

 

[rygD]

Oh man, I really hope that is fake news...

This is the bad joke thread, so...

 

[Klumpen]

This is the bad joke thread, so...

Reality is a bad joke.

 

[Null]

A friend of mine died recently after drinking a gallon of varnish. It was a horrible end, but a lovely finish.

 

[ClockworkCoder]

A friend of mine died recently after drinking a gallon of varnish. It was a horrible end, but a lovely finish.

Welcome back Jack!

 

[rygD]

Yeah. You going to stick around this time?

 

[Null]

Welcome back Jack!

Thanks, I haven't been around as much recently because I've been trying to get myself out of the rut I was stuck in. Luckily it seems to have worked.

Yeah. You going to stick around this time?

I may pop my head in from time to time.

 

[FBnil]

I heared Steve Jobs and Doctor Who are arch enemies.... as an apple a day, keeps the doctor away...

Technically learning how to deliver a joke:

 

[levi]

I missed the step where Louis CK performs a lewd act in front of a fan.

 

[FBnil]

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Well... aren't you going to tell us? It's been a month already!

 

[FaeMinx]

Well... aren't you going to tell us? It's been a month already!

I find floating in a nice hot bath helps take my mind off the wait...

...

>.>

<.<

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[FBnil]

nice hot bath

Yes, but where can I buy large quantities of this liquid:

 

[levi]

Heh, I was wondering where you got chlorinated acid, going by that green tinge.

 

[Null]