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waiting for this Pyra is like watching grass grow.
latin: Per Aspera ad ignis. <---- this here is the joke/pun
greek: Μέσω δυσκολίες στη φωτιά .... ouch!

According to google translate πυρά == φωτιά

I keep reading Μέσω as a cat's Meow.


Anyway...



And dont tell me there is no analogy, because once you get the Pyra, you will all be giddy and laughing and snizzels and all that...
 
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I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not sure.

Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.

Whoever coined the phrase “Quiet as a mouse” has never stepped on one.
 
Whoever coined the phrase “Quiet as a mouse” has never stepped on one.

If you have mice in your walls... and they decide to 'get it on'... Which, being mice, is quite a frequent occurrence. .
... There is nothing quiet about it...
 


Sleep tight everyone. ;)

Two old ladies were sitting on a park bench when a man in a trench coat came up and flashed them. One old lady immediately had a stroke. The other couldn't quite reach.

Edit: Oscar Pistorius wanted a new door, but his girlfriend was dead against it.
 
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I was definitely a kid, in behavior, not biologically. I may still headbutt things sometimes, and I often do what I am not supposed to (another conversation in the joke thread?! Sorry, Lolla. ;))

You were just 'kidding'... so I'm sure she'll forgive you. ;)
 
What did the Rainbow say to the gay person?

I don't belong to you. Please stop abusing me.


... not very funny is it?

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did you hear about the rude guy in the UK who got beaten up for budging in line?

he didn't mind his Ps and Queues.
 
A one-legged man hops into a bar and asks why does the man have that angry flask on the table? Who "booos" me? Oh wait, that's because he like booze probably...

...then the guy falls over.
 
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Ahhh 8-bit humor. I love it! Lode runner fell into a Pitfall. Maybe dysentery isn't so bad, once you read about it on a green phosphorous screen. That takes me back...not to the 1800's, but the 1980's.
 
I saw a shirt that was a variation of this with a ghost on it and the words "I am here for the boos".

Ahhh 8-bit humor. I love it! Lode runner fell into a Pitfall. Maybe dysentery isn't so bad, once you read about it on a green phosphorous screen. That takes me back...not to the 1800's, but the 1980's.
Takes me back to a couple months ago. I think I will play it for a bit today.

If I don't appreciate the jokes can I still hang out here?
 
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