(Bad)Joke Appreciation Corner

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[FBnil]

waiting for this Pyra is like watching grass grow.

latin: Per Aspera ad ignis. <---- this here is the joke/pun
greek: Μέσω δυσκολίες στη φωτιά .... ouch!

According to google translate πυρά == φωτιά

I keep reading Μέσω as a cat's Meow.


Anyway...


And dont tell me there is no analogy, because once you get the Pyra, you will all be giddy and laughing and snizzels and all that...

 

[Null]

I’ve got a kid in Africa that I feed, that I clothe, that I school, that I inoculate for 75 cents a day. Which is practically nothing compared to what it cost to send him there.

 

[Amnykon]

My children keep insisting that they are not kids, kids are goats.

http://www.traditioninaction.org/Cultural/C023cpKids.htm

 

[FaeMinx]

My children keep insisting that they are not kids, kids are goats.

http://www.traditioninaction.org/Cultural/C023cpKids.htm

So the author of that article is fighting for the complete restoration of Catholic 'civilization'...

Err... no thank you very much... I would rather be a kid.

 

[Null]

I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not sure.

Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.

Whoever coined the phrase “Quiet as a mouse” has never stepped on one.

 

[FaeMinx]

Whoever coined the phrase “Quiet as a mouse” has never stepped on one.

If you have mice in your walls... and they decide to 'get it on'... Which, being mice, is quite a frequent occurrence. .
... There is nothing quiet about it...

 

[Null]

Sleep tight everyone.

Two old ladies were sitting on a park bench when a man in a trench coat came up and flashed them. One old lady immediately had a stroke. The other couldn't quite reach.

Edit: Oscar Pistorius wanted a new door, but his girlfriend was dead against it.

 

[rygD]

My children keep insisting that they are not kids, kids are goats.

I was definitely a kid, in behavior, not biologically. I may still headbutt things sometimes, and I often do what I am not supposed to (another conversation in the joke thread?! Sorry, Lolla. )

 

[FaeMinx]

I was definitely a kid, in behavior, not biologically. I may still headbutt things sometimes, and I often do what I am not supposed to (another conversation in the joke thread?! Sorry, Lolla. )

You were just 'kidding'... so I'm sure she'll forgive you.

 

[Null]

and I often do what I am not supposed to

The choir, you are preaching to it.

Who is bigger: Mr Bigger or Mr Bigger's baby?
The baby, because she's a little bigger.

 

[FaeMinx]

What did the Rainbow say to the gay person?

I don't belong to you. Please stop abusing me.


... not very funny is it?

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[Null]

What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

 

[ible]

did you hear about the rude guy in the UK who got beaten up for budging in line?

he didn't mind his Ps and Queues.

 

[Null]

 

[FlapJack]

A one-legged man hops into a bar and asks why does the man have that angry flask on the table? Who "booos" me? Oh wait, that's because he like booze probably...

...then the guy falls over.

 

[Null]

 

[FlapJack]

Ahhh 8-bit humor. I love it! Lode runner fell into a Pitfall. Maybe dysentery isn't so bad, once you read about it on a green phosphorous screen. That takes me back...not to the 1800's, but the 1980's.

 

[rygD]

I saw a shirt that was a variation of this with a ghost on it and the words "I am here for the boos".

Ahhh 8-bit humor. I love it! Lode runner fell into a Pitfall. Maybe dysentery isn't so bad, once you read about it on a green phosphorous screen. That takes me back...not to the 1800's, but the 1980's.

Takes me back to a couple months ago. I think I will play it for a bit today.

If I don't appreciate the jokes can I still hang out here?

 

[Null]

If I don't appreciate the jokes can I still hang out here?