(Bad)Joke Appreciation Corner

[levi]

Ahhh 8-bit humor. I love it!

The Oregan trail on an Apple ][ x Carly Ray Jepsen humour, specifically!

I was going to complain that I don't think 'dysentary' quite rhymes with 'crazy', at least the way I pronounce it, but having just looked as some other related memes based on the same song, at least it's inventive

 

[Null]

 

[levi]

It'd have to be a deserted bar, and a deserted street outside, else any observers would collapse the quantum superposition into an event or a non-event. I assume cats don't have the language skills to ever be able to tell in the future whether it entered that bar or not.

 

[Null]

 

[rygD]

It'd have to be a deserted bar, and a deserted street outside, else any observers would collapse the quantum superposition into an event or a non-event. I assume cats don't have the language skills to ever be able to tell in the future whether it entered that bar or not.

Did someone say dessert bar?
[doublepost=1481600296,1481596470][/doublepost]This series of posts reminded me that I love windows. They break so easily and satisfactorily.

 

[Null]

I had to quit my job at the shoe recycling factory. It was just sole destroying.

 

[Klumpen]

Did someone say dessert bar?

Looking at the pictures alone gives me diabetes.
[doublepost=1481638662,1481620572][/doublepost]Mary had a little drink;
Now Mary is no more...
What Mary thought was H2O,
Was H2SO4!

 

[FlapJack]

BaahhHaaahaaa!!! This joke/meme pushes all of the right buttons for me.

 

[Ian J]

 

[Klumpen]

And the square root of 69 is... 8 something.

 

[Null]

 

[levi]

...too soon?

 

[Null]

Learning how to collect trash wasn’t that hard, I just picked it up as I went along.

 

[Klumpen]

Heisenberg and Schrödinger get pulled over for speeding. The cop asks Heisenberg "Do you know how fast you were going?" Heisenberg replies, "No, but we know exactly where we are!" The officer looks at him confused and says "you were going 108 miles per hour!" Heisenberg throws his arms up and cries, "Great! Now we're lost!"
The officer looks over the car and asks Schrödinger if the two men have anything in the trunk. "A cat," Schrödinger replies. The cop opens the trunk and yells "Hey! This cat is dead." Schrödinger angrily replies, "Well he is now."

A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says, "Five beers, please."

The bartender says, "we don't serve faster-than-light particles in here!" A neutrino walks into a bar.

 

[ible]

neutrinos travel just under the speed of light, but i'll take tachyons for $500...

 

[Null]

What building has the most stories?
The library.

 

[Ian J]

 

[Null]

Apparently I snore so loudly that it scares everyone in the car I'm driving.

 

[DrHAX]

While trespassing I walked off a bridge. I did not see the gravity of the situation

 

[Null]