(Bad)Joke Appreciation Corner

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  1. levi

    levi Still fresh, damnit!

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    Too soon you say? As far as I've heard he's already a convicted criminal, so he's fair game, and there's a long tradition in this country at least of our humour being a little close to the bone as they say.

    Ah, so 'the dog' is akin to teabagging, I assume?
     
  2. FBnil

    FBnil Ready to Champion the Pyra to the World...

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    @levi Nah, not too soon. After reading up, he's fair game.


    Hey @JDTAY Here's my leftovers (yes, my actual dinner) from today:
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    What I'm trying to say is... sorry I was mean to you. Keep up the jokes...



    The dog actually comes from behind
     
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  3. rygD

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    Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?

    Because that's all that's needed for structural stability.
     
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  4. levi

    levi Still fresh, damnit!

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    It is, as they say, the way you tell 'em.
     
  5. rygD

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    Oh, be prepared for more of the same.
     
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  6. FBnil

    FBnil Ready to Champion the Pyra to the World...

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    @rygD: Still waiting for "more of the same". More of the same, please!
     
  7. rygD

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    I either need to find or think of funny ones.

    Be patient.
     
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  9. Binky

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    Or, as an industrial history geek would ask: "Are you blocky, made of lead and back-to-front?"
     
  10. rygD

    rygD Nihilistic Mystic

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    Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

    Because the shoreline is their natural habitat.
     
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  11. FBnil

    FBnil Ready to Champion the Pyra to the World...

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    Two octopi were walking along the shoreline... arm in arm, in arm, in arm, in arm ...
     
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    octopi.png
     
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  13. levi

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    That is a real octopi, AICMFP!
     
  14. rygD

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    Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

    Gravity.
     
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  15. FBnil

    FBnil Ready to Champion the Pyra to the World...

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    So, I was giving support on another forum, then came across an old hack of Notepad++
    And here was it's joke:

    A male engineering student was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket.

    The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week." The engineering student took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it; and returned it to his pocket.

    The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want." Again the boy took the frog out, smiled at it, and put it back into his pocket.

    Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?" The boy said, "Look I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool."
     
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