(Bad)Joke Appreciation Corner

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  1. levi

    levi Still fresh, damnit!

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    Too soon you say? As far as I've heard he's already a convicted criminal, so he's fair game, and there's a long tradition in this country at least of our humour being a little close to the bone as they say.

    Ah, so 'the dog' is akin to teabagging, I assume?
     
  2. FBnil

    FBnil Ready to Champion the Pyra to the World...

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    @levi Nah, not too soon. After reading up, he's fair game.


    Hey @JDTAY Here's my leftovers (yes, my actual dinner) from today:
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    What I'm trying to say is... sorry I was mean to you. Keep up the jokes...



    The dog actually comes from behind
     
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  3. rygD

    rygD Nihilistic Mystic

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    Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?

    Because that's all that's needed for structural stability.
     
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  4. levi

    levi Still fresh, damnit!

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    It is, as they say, the way you tell 'em.
     
  5. rygD

    rygD Nihilistic Mystic

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    Oh, be prepared for more of the same.
     
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  6. FBnil

    FBnil Ready to Champion the Pyra to the World...

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    @rygD: Still waiting for "more of the same". More of the same, please!
     
  7. rygD

    rygD Nihilistic Mystic

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    I either need to find or think of funny ones.

    Be patient.
     
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    Geek chat-up line: Are you a keyboard, because you are my type.
     
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  9. Binky

    Binky Death's Steed Staff Member

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    Or, as an industrial history geek would ask: "Are you blocky, made of lead and back-to-front?"
     
  10. rygD

    rygD Nihilistic Mystic

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    Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

    Because the shoreline is their natural habitat.
     
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  11. FBnil

    FBnil Ready to Champion the Pyra to the World...

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    Two octopi were walking along the shoreline... arm in arm, in arm, in arm, in arm ...
     
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  12. Binky

    Binky Death's Steed Staff Member

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    octopi.png
     
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  13. levi

    levi Still fresh, damnit!

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    That is a real octopi, AICMFP!
     
  14. rygD

    rygD Nihilistic Mystic

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    Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

    Gravity.
     
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