@JDTAY The only one I understood is the one for the Sega Genesis. The others are too localized and require a paragraph to explain them to me.
But if bored: Why not clean the not-obvious parts of the house?
Other tips: Audio books, some can be streamed on youtube. Read fanfiction at
http://fanfiction.net/
Go buy a magazine (SFW) and read it outside, on a bench. Or maybe inside, in a cafe. Dress for the occasion.
Now back to the jokes:
It's a lazy saturday and this rich guy is bored. So this rich guy decides to go fishing. Goes to the store buys all required equipment. A chair, a rod, a hook remover, a fishing jacket with lots of pockets, even a flashlight. Takes his car to the river and deploys his net, foldable chair with coffee holder... opens the manual and starts reading. Soon he can wind the fishing line around the hook and he starts fishing with big swings, as shown on the portable DVD player. But the fish do not bite.
Further away, a drifter walks up to the river, removes his shoelace, ties it to a branch he found on the ground and starts fishing. One fish after the other. So the rich guy is curious and intrigued. And yells: Hey buddy, what's your secret to catch fish? But he's too far away and only hears some mumbling. While from the canadian side he hears "I'm not your buddy, mate!" but he ignores that. So he walks up to the drifter and halfway yells again "Hey buddy, what's your secret to catch fish?", the drifter answers but all he can hear is this unintelligeble mumbling. So the rich guy walks up to the drifter who by now has like 10 fishes. And he looks at the guy, and says: Sorry, I could not hear you from over there. I really want to ask you what's your secret to catching so many fish. And the drifter then puts his hand to his mouth, makes a gesture of emptying his mouth onto his hand and says in perfect English: "Warm worms".
[doublepost=1557594029,1557593620][/doublepost]Postman. First day on the job. Gets a training that the mail always goes into the mailbox yada yada.
So he pulls up to this mansion. Big gates, no mailbox. So he rings, the gates open, no one on the intercom. He looks into the distance, and yes, the house has a mailbox. So he walks the driveway towards the house. Halfway he sees a small sign on the ground. The first line reads "BEWARE" and to read the second row he has to bend down. Now, while flexing the knees, you who are telling the joke, must make up-down knee movements while saying: "... THE DOG".
From the bestseller: "Bar jokes for Owners of Pyras" by JDTAY.
