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Discussion in 'Offtopic Discussions' started by Løra (Lolla), Oct 18, 2013.

  1. levi

    levi Still fresh, damnit!

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    I'm pretty sure Leo Di Cap will have earned enough to pay off his student loan, especially given how old he is now meaning he must've got a degree while it was still significantly government funded, assuming he has a degree and funding for universities works anything like it does here there (although I thing some places like CMU and Harvard were probably funded by philanthropists and old boys until quite recently if not still today).
     
  2. ible

    ible one using vim and i3

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    i think you may be missing the point
     
  3. FaeMinx

    FaeMinx Rainbow Liberation Instigation

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    Everyone has their own point.

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  4. Cerbera

    Cerbera Ecnas

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    Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log.
     
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  5. ible

    ible one using vim and i3

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    i uncovered some jokes about clothes, but they turned out to be veiled criticism. shawl i explain them to you?
     
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  6. Cerbera

    Cerbera Ecnas

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  7. ClockworkCoder

    ClockworkCoder Chaotic Neutral

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    All the best jokes about chemistry

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  8. levi

    levi Still fresh, damnit!

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    I like to park my arse on the rare earth. I'd be a little bit wary of those more radioactive actinides near my coccyx though.
     
  9. ClockworkCoder

    ClockworkCoder Chaotic Neutral

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    What do vampires sing on New Year?

    Auld Fang Syne

    That was from my Christmas cracker this year. You're welcome.
     
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  10. Cerbera

    Cerbera Ecnas

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  11. Cerbera

    Cerbera Ecnas

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    I'm reading a horror story in Braille. Something bad is about to happen... I can feel it.
     
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