(Bad)Joke Appreciation Corner

[Null]

I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. They told me I wasn’t putting in enough shifts.

 

[levi]

I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. They told me I wasn’t putting in enough shifts.

You need to take back Ctrl, man.

 

[kuru]

You need to take back Ctrl, man.

Dude, give him some space

 

[ible]

hopefully this isn't the End of your career. Home is where the heart is, anyway...

 

[levi]

I think he Escape'd a bad lot, and made sure to Break out afresh.

 

[ClockworkCoder]

Guys, I'm getting more than a little key-bored of this... (feel like I'm going insane in the membrane)

 

[Binky]

Did you lot Enter a pun competition or something?

 

[kuru]

Reading this PgUp and Dwn, I can see how one might get that feeling.

 

[ible]

as long as nobody brings in Alt facts, i won't put y'all in a Caps Lock.

 

[kuru]

Before things get Super weird, let's all have a drink on my Tab.

 

[ible]

there's a game where you make typos to score points. the best player is on a winning steak.

 

[ClockworkCoder]

The rotation of Earth really makes my day.

 

[Null]

Why did the blind man fall down the well?
He just couldn’t see that well.

 

[FBnil]

Yes, this one is a video, and it takes a while but it's a buildup towards the joke and is really important for the plot... Do not worry, you will be warned when the joke arrived.

 

[Null]

 

[TrashyMG]

@Cerbera too late...

 

[FBnil]

So I met a vampire this weekend...

Me: You kill people for their blood... how do you sleep at night?
Vampire: I don't.
Me: How can you look at yourself in the mirror?
Vampire: I don't.

 

[elw3]

 

[ible]

do you know who's professionally good at throwing up?

Spoiler

a juggler.

 

[Null]