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why did Shakespeare hate the pasta chef's son? -- he was a saucy boy.

never trust forest creatures -- they hang out in shady places.

someone broke in and stole my spoons last night. i'll never fork-give them.
 
A german one that came out of my head a couple of hours ago... it is so bad that I'm right in the margin between posting it and not doing so.

*Person A schmerzen aus irgendeinem Grund 9 Zehen*
A: Oh, meine neun Zehen.
B: Was? Deine Neunzehn?
A: Nein, meine neun... Zehen...
B: Was jetzt? Neun oder zehn?
A: Neun Zehen.
B: Aaah, deine neuen Zehen :)
A: Meine neun Zehn verdammt!

Sorry :D

In the german language, the words "Zehen" <-> "Zehn" and "Neuen" <-> "Neun" sound similar, sometimes undistinguishable in some accents but still having different meanings. So this is just a joke regarding misunderstandings.
 
No!

I prefer they make me groan because they are so bad. And since when have we started on topic? Did you see my new case poll?
 
Do you know how to make a hotdog stand?
You take his seat away.

How did Moses cut the sea in half?
With a seasaw.

I can’t stand it when people repeat themselves pointlessly. I just can’t stand it!
 
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