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You can make a waterbed more bouncy by using spring water.
(Bad)Joke Appreciation Corner
- Thread starter Løra (Lolla)
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Neelix
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One, but it takes several years because he has to get it designed and constructed from scratch by a team of volunteers. ;-)
- Neelix
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My new girlfriend works at the Zoo. I think she's a keeper.
rygD
Nihilistic Mystic
How do you organize a space party?
You planet.
You planet.
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Which side of a duck has the most feathers? The outside.
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what did Jesus say about heaven's API?
ascii and ye shall receivey.
ascii and ye shall receivey.
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A wife goes to consult a psychiatrist about her husband: “My husband is acting so weird. He drinks his morning coffee and then he goes and eats the mug! He only leaves the handle!”
Psychiatrist: “Yes, that is weird. The handle is the best part.“
Psychiatrist: “Yes, that is weird. The handle is the best part.“
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I’ve just been fired from the clock making factory after all those extra hours I put in.
Damn, this is straight out fire.
rygD
Nihilistic Mystic
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Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
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i don't like swiss cheese. it's got that holier-than-thou attitude.
did you hear about the chef who was fired? he made too many mis-steaks.
did you hear about the chef who was fired? he made too many mis-steaks.
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The leopard tried creeping up on the tigers using its camouflage but it was spotted.
rygD
Nihilistic Mystic
Why was the leopard using tiger camo?
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Because paper disproves Spock.
It wasn't, that's why it was spotted. Or did you mean Tiger Chemo?
Fun language time: In Dutch, leopard is luipaard, which consists of 2 words: lui and paard... which means lazy horse.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya who?
Sorry, I prefer Google.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Noideer!
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast.
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom!
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levi
Still fresh, damnit!
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no-ideer
What do you call a deer the no eyes, no legs and no genitals?
Still no-****ing-ideer.
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What do you say to a one legged hitch hiker.
Hop in.
Hop in.
