(Bad)Joke Appreciation Corner

[FBnil]

I watched Independence Day yesterday... and somehow, this science guy (dr. Okun) reminds me of someone...

Oh, the joke:

What does a baker say to the dough? I knead you.

I saw water vapor yesterday in the show "So you think you condense". It was ok, but the milk won that round.

 

[Null]

For Halloween we dressed up as almonds. Everyone could tell we were nuts.

 

[Null]

I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn't complain.

 

[rygD]

Wanna hear my pizza joke?
Nevermind, it's too cheesy.

 

[Null]

The bartender says "We don't serve time travelers in here". A time traveler walks into a bar.

 

[rygD]

What do you get if you cross a dog and a calculator?

A friend you can count on.

 

[Null]

We spent all day debating about housefires. It was quite a heated argument.

 

[rygD]

Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.

 

[Null]

I wanted to be an astronaut but my parents told me the sky was the limit.

 

[rygD]

Why can't you hear a pteradactyl go to the bathroom?

Because the pee is silent.

 

[Null]

When I found out that my microwave wasn't waterproof, I was shocked.

 

[FBnil]

Found a few good jokes at viralboar.com (not linking them as they are a bit naughty/nsfw)

 

[ClockworkCoder]

Found a few good jokes at viralboar.com (not linking them as they are a bit naughty/nsfw)

Is it within the forum guidelines to include them in a spoiler? I'm too lazy to hunt any good jokes from a link.

 

[FBnil]

I'm too lazy to hunt any good jokes from a link.

Ah well, here you go. I lolled at these:

• a-wealth-lawyer-is-driving-down-the-road
• ponder-imponderables-minute
• a-struggling-zoos-gorilla

 

[rygD]

Is it within the forum guidelines to include them in a spoiler? I'm too lazy to hunt any good jokes from a link.

They wouldn't fit in this thread if you did. Bad jokes only.

 

[ClockworkCoder]

I never lie on my CV. It creases it.

 

[levi]

They wouldn't fit in this thread if you did. Bad jokes only.

FWIW, I've always read the brackets around the '(Bad)' as an indication of optionality, and suggesting all jokes are valid here whether you think they're any good or not. The only exceptions are posts that break the site rules.

 

[rygD]

What a funny joke, @levi.

 

[Null]

Making a boat out of stone would be a hardship.

 

[ible]

never play games with hawks. they're soar losers.