(Bad)Joke Appreciation Corner

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If alcohol influences short-term memory, what does alcohol do?

 

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a farmer started raising chickens for the eggs, but keeping things tidy wasn't what it was all cracked up to be.

 

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Sleeping comes so naturally to me, I could do it with my eyes closed.

 

[rygD]

Could you do it with your hands tied behind your back?

 

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Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Because it has its own scales.

 

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[PokeParadox]

What's the difference between a well-dressed unicyclist and a casually dressed cyclist?
Atire

 

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I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that's just nuts.

 

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I told my dad that he should embrace his mistakes. He had tears in his eyes. Then he hugged my sister and me.

 

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Spoiler

 

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[rygD]

But not labs (well, maybe one is).

 

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Why did the monster eat a light bulb?
Because he was in need of a light snack.

 

[Binky]

Church steeples are great, up to a point...

 

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I wanted to take home the leftovers from the BBQ, but someone else foiled my plans.

 

[ible]

a rich, amateur baker interviewed for a job, but he didn't get it; he didn't knead the dough.

 

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[Klumpen]

I, for one, like Roman numerals.

 

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