(Bad)Joke Appreciation Corner

[Klumpen]

It has been proven that women who are 20 pounds over weight live longer than the men who mention it.

 

[Klumpen]

What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?







































Popcorn, you perv

 

[Binky]

Peppercorn, pibgorn and pronghorn are all words, according to wordnet.

 

[rygD]

Also, porn.

 

[FBnil]

This guy goes to the doctor.

"Doctor, each time I have sex, my eyes hurt."

The doctor examines him and says:

"That is perfectly normal, it's due to the pepper spray"


sorry for the offensiveness...

 

[iprice]

The first five days after the weekend are the hardest.

 

[rygD]

sorry for the offensiveness...

The more offensive, the funnier the joke, usually.

 

[sheepluva]

sorry for the offensiveness...

If you're into jokes like that, you might want to check out like 7-10 year-old kids telling dark/dirty jokes on Twitter.

WARNING: These jokes have offensive themes including (but not limited to): sexism, incest, rape, paedophilia, holocaust, catholic priests
Link:

Spoiler

https://twitter.com/KidsDirtyJokes ("best" jokes/presentation is done by the kid that's also used as thumbnail)

 

[Swordfish II]

Never date a tennis player, to them love means nothing.

Something that is odorless makes no scents.

If I line up pies and set them on fire, does that make me a pie-row maniac?

 

[rygD]

If I line up pies and set them on fire, does that make me a pie-row maniac?

If I just love lining up pies, does it make me one?

 

[Swordfish II]

What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon? Tennish

When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway.

When is a car door not a car door? When it is ajar.

 

[Binky]

 

[Swordfish II]

What is Mr. T's favorite month?

April, fools

 

[comradekingu]

What did the Elvis impersonater, who was also out on his luck, have to say about the particular creed of his newly acquired canine?

♪ It ain't nothing but a pound-dog.♫

 

[rygD]

Yep, that one was pretty bad, ck.

 

[comradekingu]

If Bill Cosby molesting children isn't funny, who are we to molest less fortunate children.
After all these children got to meet Bill Cosby.

Disputing they met him is like pointing the finger at us for molesting him out of his ratings.
That makes Bill Cosby an ordinary citizen.
An ordinary citizen with a heart whos crime it is to think of the children.
If someone molested these children, and it wasn't Bill Cosby, we're all Bill Cosbys.

 

[FBnil]

Modern day Beatles:

What would you do
if I sang autotuned?
Would you stand up and
walk out on me?
Lend me your ears
and I'll playback a song.
And I'll try not to sing out of key.

 

[comradekingu]

DOSBox!?, i think you will find that is TWOBoxen.

 

[tigerroast]

 

[comradekingu]

what did the dendrologist say to the complicated nature of leaf trees?
- birches be crazy