(Bad)Joke Appreciation Corner

[Nintendo]

We never played violent video games when I was growing up. Just family-friendly board games with questions like, "Who murdered this guy with a pipe?"

I played games like Battleship or hangman.  I eventually moved on to things like chess.

I played Monopoly.

 

[Null]

We never played violent video games when I was growing up. Just family-friendly board games with questions like, "Who murdered this guy with a pipe?"

I played games like Battleship or hangman. I eventually moved on to things like chess.

I played Monopoly.

I played Real Life Operation, I've still got some of the pieces.

 

[FaeMinx]

Oh you guys.

 

[Klumpen]

We never played violent video games when I was growing up. Just family-friendly board games with questions like, "Who murdered this guy with a pipe?"

I played games like Battleship or hangman.  I eventually moved on to things like chess.

I played Monopoly.

I played this:

 

[rygD]

We never played violent video games when I was growing up. Just family-friendly board games with questions like, "Who murdered this guy with a pipe?"

I played games like Battleship or hangman.  I eventually moved on to things like chess.

I played Monopoly.

I played this:

Looks like a video game. EVIL EVIL EVIL!  Expect attention from SJWs now you sicko.

Edit: Sorry, wrong thread.

 

[Null]

"Who wants to feed the hippos?" I excitedly asked my children on a day trip.


"Can you please leave?" said Doreen, the Weight Watchers meeting leader.

 

[Nintendo]

Oh you guys.

We have the best community on the Internets


No joke.

 

[Null]

I noticed my girlfriend's toes curling up while we were making love last night.


"Oh shit," I thought, "I mustn't have blown her up properly."

 

[Nintendo]

They say diarrhea is hereditary, it runs in your jeans.

 

[iprice]

They say diarrhea is hereditary, it runs in your jeans.

Whoever said that is talking shit.

 

[DrHAX]

Two scientists walk into a bar.

The first one replies " I'll have an H2O "

"Oh!" Says the second one, "I'll have an H2O too!"

He dies.

 

[Null]

When I don't have coffee, I get depresso.

 

[Null]

Thanks to Volkswagen, I'm now even starting to doubt if Herbie was a true story.

 

[Null]

I'm not the kind of guy to distance himself from anything...

 

Far from it.

 

[Swordfish II]

I used to be a banker, then I lost interest

 

[Swordfish II]

I used to be a baker, cause I needed the dough

 

[Swordfish II]

Pandas like old movies cause they are black and white

 

[Swordfish II]

I tried to catch some fog, but I mist

 

[Swordfish II]

What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea? Salad shooter

 

[Nintendo]

lol, 5 in a row
Go Swordfish !!