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A bar walks into a guy.

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Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my electron."

The other says, "Are you sure?"

The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."
 
Two blokes are standing outside Doctor Who's Tardis. One says to the other "I can't believe he's going to give us £75 to paint the inside of this."
 
Oh, ok, thank you for clearing that up for me.

On-topic:

Did you hear about the guy who died of a Viagra overdose? Apparently, they couldn't close his casket.
 
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