(Bad)Joke Appreciation Corner

[Nintendo]

A skeleton walks into a bar and says “Give me a beer and a mop.”

 

[rygD]

A bar walks into a guy.

 

[Nintendo]

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my electron."

The other says, "Are you sure?"

The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."

 

[Null]

Two blokes are standing outside Doctor Who's Tardis. One says to the other "I can't believe he's going to give us £75 to paint the inside of this."

 

[Nintendo]

What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?

"Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!"

 

[FaeMinx]

 

[Null]

http://is.gd/s4rLME

 

[Nintendo]

WTF!? Pedophilia?

 

[FaeMinx]

WTF!? Pedophilia?

It's actually been pretty common across history... at some times even concidered natural and healthy. I'm not saying I support it, just that humanity is in such denial I find it hilarious!

Why? Feeling threatened for some reason you can't quite grasp?

 

[Nintendo]

Ok.

EDIT: I thought we were talking about incest. My bad.

 

[rygD]

Incest is also common in history.

 

[Nintendo]

In the UK?

 

[rygD]

No clue.  Does that change things?

 

[Nintendo]

Yes, because my dad was from England.

 

[rygD]

And that applies to the joke how?

 

[Nintendo]

It doesn't.

 

[rygD]

A boy walks into a bar.

He was underage and escorted out.

 

[Nintendo]

Hey, how do you kill a circus clown?

You go for the juggler!

 

[Null]

In the UK?

Only in Norfolk.

 

[Nintendo]

Oh, ok, thank you for clearing that up for me.

On-topic:

Did you hear about the guy who died of a Viagra overdose? Apparently, they couldn't close his casket.