(Bad)Joke Appreciation Corner

[Null]

I bought a really old snuff box on the internet today.


It's got nine video tapes in it.

 

[Nintendo]

Why don't orphans play baseball?

...because they don't know where home is.

 

[Null]

I hate spam.


And I was wondering if you do?


Join my website and let me know. It's 100% free.

 

[Nintendo]

^ lol

Please pm give me the website!

 

[Null]

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water.


However, if you sponsor Jack and Jill for just £2 a month we will dig a well in their village.

 

[FaeMinx]

Ok.

EDIT: I thought we were talking about incest. My bad.

Assuming his kid is still underage, that joke is about incest AND pedophilia.

 

[Nintendo]

There's some truth in the following joke...

Scientists say the average size of the male penis has gone down to 5 inches. This just shows how big the Chinese population is getting.

 

[Null]

Old McDonald had a farm.


Sang the cheery repossession man.

 

[Nintendo]

 

[Null]

I just got a new job as a nursery rhyme cow.


I'm over the moon.

 

[Nintendo]

 

[Null]

9 out of 10 constipated people couldn't give a shit.

 

[Nintendo]

 

[Null]

You know you've had too much to drink when you start posting pictures of your dick.


Through your Gran's front door.

 

[Nintendo]

 

[Null]

'Not Actual Game Footage'


Translation


We put more effort into this advert than the actual game.

 

[Nintendo]

 

[Null]

We never played violent video games when I was growing up. Just family-friendly board games with questions like, "Who murdered this guy with a pipe?"

 

[Nintendo]

A penis is the lightest thing in the world. Even a thought can raise it.

 

[rygD]

We never played violent video games when I was growing up. Just family-friendly board games with questions like, "Who murdered this guy with a pipe?"

I played games like Battleship or hangman.  I eventually moved on to things like chess.