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Horse walks into a bar.
Bartender says, "So. Why the long face?"
Bartender says, "So. Why the long face?"
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"I've been a very bad girl," she said, biting her lip. "I need to be punished."
Very well," he said and installed Windows 10 on her laptop.
Very well," he said and installed Windows 10 on her laptop.
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A woman and a duck walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "Where'd you get the pig."
The woman says, "That's not a pig, that's a duck."
He says, "I was talking to the duck."
The bartender says, "Where'd you get the pig."
The woman says, "That's not a pig, that's a duck."
He says, "I was talking to the duck."
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Why are there no transvestites in space?
Because there's zero drag.
Because there's zero drag.
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E-flat walks into a bar, The bartender says, sorry, we don't serve minors...
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"I want it now against this wall!" she ordered, "And keep it up as long as possible."
"Don't worry," I said, "I know how to put up a shelf."
"Don't worry," I said, "I know how to put up a shelf."
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A hamburger and a french fry walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry we don't serve food here...
The bartender says, "I'm sorry we don't serve food here...
rygD
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It was one of those kind I was waiting for after the recent jokes.
A guy walked into a bar. It hurt.
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So.... a baby seal walked into a club...
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I've just been sent to prison so I won't be having sex for a few months.
I hope.
I hope.
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So Jesus walks into a bar and says, "I'll just have a glass of water."
FaeMinx
Rainbow Liberation Instigation
^ Well that's what I would ask for...
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^ To be honest, I think JC drank a bit of red?
FaeMinx
Rainbow Liberation Instigation
^ I got the joke, but If I were to meet JC in person, I would suggest he steer clear of the sauce.
That's right.
Besides, the Jesus portrayed in 'the bible' actually doesn't exist, and is a tool.
I don't need to prove that here, all you horrified christians can go and do your own research, it's almost common knowledge these days.
That's right.
Besides, the Jesus portrayed in 'the bible' actually doesn't exist, and is a tool.
I don't need to prove that here, all you horrified christians can go and do your own research, it's almost common knowledge these days.
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Speaking of tools...Wasn't JC a carpenter by trade, right?
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^ WTF!!??? Why would they put Sally down? Wouldn't they take her to the hospital and then if she did pass away there, then a coroner would look into it?
