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A woman and a duck walk into a bar.

The bartender says, "Where'd you get the pig."

The woman says, "That's not a pig, that's a duck."

He says, "I was talking to the duck."
 
"I want it now against this wall!" she ordered, "And keep it up as long as possible."


"Don't worry," I said, "I know how to put up a shelf."
 
^ I got the joke, but If I were to meet JC in person, I would suggest he steer clear of the sauce.


That's right.


Besides, the Jesus portrayed in 'the bible' actually doesn't exist, and is a tool.


I don't need to prove that here, all you horrified christians can go and do your own research, it's almost common knowledge these days.
 
^ WTF!!??? Why would they put Sally down? Wouldn't they take her to the hospital and then if she did pass away there, then a coroner would look into it?
 
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