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The barman says, "We don't serve time travellers in here."
A time traveller walks into a bar.
A time traveller walks into a bar.
(Bad)Joke Appreciation Corner
- Thread starter Løra (Lolla)
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I have an image of Jesus that pops up on my PC monitor if I leave it idle for 10 minutes.
It's my screen saviour.
It's my screen saviour.
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Today I found Jesus.
Turns out he was on Google.
Turns out he was on Google.
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It's just taken me nearly four hours to eat a dozen watches.
It was very time consuming.
It was very time consuming.
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I am in the army and my sergeant said to me, "I didn't see you at camouflage training this morning!"
To which I replied, "Oh, thank you very much, sir!"
To which I replied, "Oh, thank you very much, sir!"
Rykr_munstr
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What did Jay-Z call his girl friend before marring her?
-Feyonce
Three elderly women are siting on a park bench when a man runs up and exposes himself to them. The first woman had a stroke, The second had a stroke, the third couldn't reach.
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things!
-Feyonce
Three elderly women are siting on a park bench when a man runs up and exposes himself to them. The first woman had a stroke, The second had a stroke, the third couldn't reach.
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things!
Rykr_munstr
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What is the difference between anal and oral sex?
-Oral makes your whole day, Anal makes your hole week!
-Oral makes your whole day, Anal makes your hole week!
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Apparently, towels are the biggest cause of dry skin.
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Can anyone help me with my Easter crossword puzzle?
2 across. "Where they nailed Jesus."
2 across. "Where they nailed Jesus."
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The inventor of throat lozenges has died. There'll be no coffin at his funeral.
Rykr_munstr
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One who thinks by the inch, talks by the yard deserves to be kicked by the foot.
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What is the difference between a dog and a fox?
About 5 drinks
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What is the difference between a dog and a fox?
About 5 drinks
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Hooker with bike peddals ass all over town.
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I have a dream: a dream that, one day, chickens can cross roads without having their motives questioned.
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Being a taxi driver is boring, nobody ever talks to me.
And when they can be bothered to talk, all they say is "Hang on a minute, I don't live in the woods".
And when they can be bothered to talk, all they say is "Hang on a minute, I don't live in the woods".
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Do you know what really makes me smile?
Facial muscles.
Facial muscles.
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I had a leak in the roof over my dining room so I called a repairman to take a look at it.
"When did you first notice the leak?" he asked.
I told him, "Last night, when it took me two hours to finish my soup!"
"When did you first notice the leak?" he asked.
I told him, "Last night, when it took me two hours to finish my soup!"
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I sell balloons for 10p each or if you want them blown up it's 15p.
I've adjusted the price to allow for inflation.
I've adjusted the price to allow for inflation.
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Use of Chromosomes in advertising works because sex cells!
