Rykr_munstr
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Cage a swallow you can, but, can you swallow a cage?
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Rykr_munstr
Member
Knock, Knock....
-Who is there?
Doctor.
-Doctor who?
(ba dum tish)
-Who is there?
Doctor.
-Doctor who?
(ba dum tish)
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Rykr_munstr
Member
If you downloaded a movie in Jamaica would you be a pirate of the caribbean?
Isn't indescribable a descriptive word?
If all men are the same then why does it take a woman so long to choose?
If your life is going downhill wouldn't that make it easier?
Isn't indescribable a descriptive word?
If all men are the same then why does it take a woman so long to choose?
If your life is going downhill wouldn't that make it easier?
Rykr_munstr
Member
One tequila, Two tequila, Three tequila...FLOOR!
Null
Snug
Welcome to your IKEA interview.
Please build yourself a chair and sit down.
Please build yourself a chair and sit down.
Null
Snug
All these different shops are getting ridiculous,
Toys R Us, Carpets R Us.
There's one near me that sells right angled triangles.
Pythag R Us
Toys R Us, Carpets R Us.
There's one near me that sells right angled triangles.
Pythag R Us
Rykr_munstr
Member
Give a man fire, he'lll be warm for the day.
Set a man on fire and he'll be warm the rest of his life!
Set a man on fire and he'll be warm the rest of his life!
Rykr_munstr
Member
One moment .....
Null
Snug
I was upset when the freezer broke.
But that's water under the fridge.
But that's water under the fridge.
Null
Snug
My 'take no prisoners' attitude is starting to really annoy my bosses down at the police station.
Null
Snug
I'm very experienced in the bedroom department.
I've worked at the one in Ikea for the last 20 years.
I've worked at the one in Ikea for the last 20 years.
Null
Snug
My Nan had found a lump in each of her breasts.
Turns out it was just her knees.
Turns out it was just her knees.
Neelix
Insecticidal Maniac
Why isn't "phonetically" spelled that way?
- Neelix
- Neelix
Rykr_munstr
Member
and why is the word abbreviation so long?
Null
Snug
Skiing seems to be going downhill fast...
rygD
Nihilistic Mystic
This is a widespread lie. Not sure why people don't try it for themselves if they believe it.
Null
Snug
I ordered a joke book off Amazon last week.... but I didn't get it.
comradekingu
Glowing ember
carbon dating gone wrong at archaeology seminar,
"i'd brush the top layers of soil off her"
"i'd brush the top layers of soil off her"
Null
Snug
Me and my mates always take a shower together after a football match.
My girlfriend thinks we're weird, but it's my house and I'll do what I want.
My girlfriend thinks we're weird, but it's my house and I'll do what I want.
Rykr_munstr
Member
You remind me of my pinky toe...
You are small, cute and I'll likely bang you on my coffee table later.
You are small, cute and I'll likely bang you on my coffee table later.
