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When I was 15 my parents told me I was adopted.


And that I would be meeting my new parents that afternoon.


I don't know, the modern world. All these electrical apparatus that speak to you.


I have a computer that tells me it has updated itself, an alarm clock that tells me it's time to wake up, a sat-nav system that tells me the right direction and a bedside lamp that tells me to go out and kill women.
 
I like to think I could be an average person, it makes me feel much better about self-loathing.

Hihihi, a real cat-stroker of a joke.

Edit: I read backlog. Lost it at:

"When I was 15 my parents told me I was adopted."
 
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