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Stephen Hawking - Britain's first attempt at RoboCop.
(Bad)Joke Appreciation Corner
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My dentist accidentally ruptured the nitrous oxide tank in his surgery today.
How we all laughed!
How we all laughed!
Neelix
Insecticidal Maniac
The witness identified the man in the painting, but it turned out he'd been framed.
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iprice
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My uncle works as a lift attendent.
He says the job has its ups and downs.
He says the job has its ups and downs.
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What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk!
A walk!
comradekingu
Glowing ember
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Mummy, mummy, mummy, can I buy a bra now I'm 16?
Shut up Albert.
Shut up Albert.
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When I was 15 my parents told me I was adopted.
And that I would be meeting my new parents that afternoon.
I don't know, the modern world. All these electrical apparatus that speak to you.
I have a computer that tells me it has updated itself, an alarm clock that tells me it's time to wake up, a sat-nav system that tells me the right direction and a bedside lamp that tells me to go out and kill women.
And that I would be meeting my new parents that afternoon.
I don't know, the modern world. All these electrical apparatus that speak to you.
I have a computer that tells me it has updated itself, an alarm clock that tells me it's time to wake up, a sat-nav system that tells me the right direction and a bedside lamp that tells me to go out and kill women.
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I got a Womble pepper grinder for Christmas.
It's rubbish.
Everything is either underground or overground.
It's rubbish.
Everything is either underground or overground.
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Is it just me......
or does anybody else find pressing F5 refreshing?
or does anybody else find pressing F5 refreshing?
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If you're using public transport never give up your seat to an old lady...
That's how I lost my job as a bus driver.
That's how I lost my job as a bus driver.
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I lost my mood ring.
I don't know how I feel about this.
I don't know how I feel about this.
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I'm red all over. From my head tomatoes.
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I was reading through the ingredients for a fruit
salad I'm making today and it said: "Pineapples: five cubed."
I'm not sure though, 125 will probably be too many.
salad I'm making today and it said: "Pineapples: five cubed."
I'm not sure though, 125 will probably be too many.
comradekingu
Glowing ember
I like to think I could be an average person, it makes me feel much better about self-loathing.
Hihihi, a real cat-stroker of a joke.
Edit: I read backlog. Lost it at:
"When I was 15 my parents told me I was adopted."
Hihihi, a real cat-stroker of a joke.
Edit: I read backlog. Lost it at:
"When I was 15 my parents told me I was adopted."
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I hate jokes that rely on visual imagery.
I've had it right up to here with them.
I've had it right up to here with them.
Why was the sultana always invited to parties? It kept raisin the roof 
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I was looking at my picture of Jesus today when the weirdest thing happened: an image of a piece of toast appeared in it.
Two people went to a dating agency on a coast in England. They met and fell inlove straight away.
Now that's what you call a match made in Devon
Now that's what you call a match made in Devon
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"Where do you want this big roll of bubble wrap?" I asked my boss.
"Just pop it in the corner," he said.
It took me three hours.
"Just pop it in the corner," he said.
It took me three hours.
