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"Knock knock"


"Who's there?"


"It's me Mummy... It's Maddie!"


"But... But it can't be... We buried you..."


"Yeah, I'm just fucking about. It's Gerry, I forgot my key."
 
Tonight a friend asked if he could crash on my couch.


I had to explain to him I was married now and that's where I sleep.


Jesus walks into a bar with his disciples.


"Thirteen glasses of water, please," Jesus said to the barman, winking at the others.
 
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What do you call someone who's career is in ruins?
An archaeologist!

How do you build a bridge across the Bering straight?

I dunno - A'l ask an  Architect
I can see it being heavily used though- people would just be Russ'in' across it!

 What did the Carboxilic Acid say after reacting with LithiumAluminiumHydride?

"Look what I've been reduced to!"
 
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Usually, throwing money at a problem will solve it.


However, if your problem is a fire, it'll probably make it worse.
Not if you're throwning coins.

Their high conductivity and high ignition temperature should help put the fire out, if anything.
 
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