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Broken puppets for sale. No strings attached.
(Bad)Joke Appreciation Corner
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When the drummer moved back in next door there were many repercussions.
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I hate cliff-hangers!
Do you know what I am going to do about it?
Do you know what I am going to do about it?
FaeMinx
Rainbow Liberation Instigation
^ Drop the subject?
=~. O =
=~. O =
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It's a fact, taller people sleep longer in bed.
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Nihilistic Mystic
Not a joke: They really need to make beds longer. I am not even that tall and my feet often hang off of beds because of how I sleep.
Hồng Thất Công
Đả Cẩu Bổng Pháp
How's that a fact? Newborns are only inches long but sleeps the whole day
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What has four legs and one arm?
A Doberman in a playground.
A Doberman in a playground.
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When I was a kid I was very ill in hospital and Gary Glitter came to visit me.
I was touched.
I was touched.
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Sickipedia delivers.
"Knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"It's me Mummy... It's Maddie!"
"But... But it can't be... We buried you..."
"Yeah, I'm just fucking about. It's Gerry, I forgot my key."
"Knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"It's me Mummy... It's Maddie!"
"But... But it can't be... We buried you..."
"Yeah, I'm just fucking about. It's Gerry, I forgot my key."
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I let my girlfriend down today.
Well thats the only way she would fit back in the box.
Well thats the only way she would fit back in the box.
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Tonight a friend asked if he could crash on my couch.
I had to explain to him I was married now and that's where I sleep.
Jesus walks into a bar with his disciples.
"Thirteen glasses of water, please," Jesus said to the barman, winking at the others.
I had to explain to him I was married now and that's where I sleep.
Jesus walks into a bar with his disciples.
"Thirteen glasses of water, please," Jesus said to the barman, winking at the others.
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Simple rules for the clocks changing.
Don't have children - Gain an hour in bed.
Have children - Lose an hour in bed.
Don't have children - Gain an hour in bed.
Have children - Lose an hour in bed.
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What do you call someone who's career is in ruins?
An archaeologist!
How do you build a bridge across the Bering straight?
I dunno - A'l ask an Architect
I can see it being heavily used though- people would just be Russ'in' across it!
What did the Carboxilic Acid say after reacting with LithiumAluminiumHydride?
"Look what I've been reduced to!"
An archaeologist!
How do you build a bridge across the Bering straight?
I dunno - A'l ask an Architect
I can see it being heavily used though- people would just be Russ'in' across it!
What did the Carboxilic Acid say after reacting with LithiumAluminiumHydride?
"Look what I've been reduced to!"
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Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
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Usually, throwing money at a problem will solve it.
However, if your problem is a fire, it'll probably make it worse.
However, if your problem is a fire, it'll probably make it worse.
Not if you're throwning coins.
Their high conductivity and high ignition temperature should help put the fire out, if anything.
