FaeMinx
Rainbow Liberation Instigation
Why do I enjoy being crazy?
Because insane joy is
Fun da mental!
=~. O =
Because insane joy is
Fun da mental!
=~. O =
(Bad)Joke Appreciation Corner
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iprice
Certified Guru
Heard about the fruit/veg blender company? It went into liquidation.
Null
Snug
I was reading a book on euthanasia, it put me to sleep.
Directions On How To Fall Downstairs:
Step 1.
Step 6.
Step 8.9.10.11...
Step 1.
Step 6.
Step 8.9.10.11...
Someone tried selling me an 'Occasional Chair'. But what I want to know is, if it's only a chair occasionally, then what is it the rest of the time?
Null
Snug
^ An occasional table.
I don't wanna visit grandma! Shut up and keep digging.
I don't wanna visit grandma! Shut up and keep digging.
comradekingu
Glowing ember
Why had the little concentration camp boy named jack ground his hands to stumps?
Because all work and no play makes jack a dull boy.
Null
Snug
The misdirected astronaut wasn't exactly over the moon.
Null
Snug
I went to the store to buy some soup but they were out of stock.
fusion_power
Advanced Member
"Hi, I'd like to hear a TCP joke."
"Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?"
"Yes, I'd like to hear a TCP joke."
"OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke."
"Ok, I will hear a TCP joke."
"Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?"
"Yes, I am ready to hear a TCP joke."
"Ok, I am about to send the TCP joke. It will last 10 seconds, it has two characters, it does not have a setting, it ends with a punchline."
"Ok, I am ready to get your TCP joke that will last 10 seconds, has two characters, does not have an explicit setting, and ends with a punchline."
"I'm sorry, your connection has timed out. Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?"
"Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?"
"Yes, I'd like to hear a TCP joke."
"OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke."
"Ok, I will hear a TCP joke."
"Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?"
"Yes, I am ready to hear a TCP joke."
"Ok, I am about to send the TCP joke. It will last 10 seconds, it has two characters, it does not have a setting, it ends with a punchline."
"Ok, I am ready to get your TCP joke that will last 10 seconds, has two characters, does not have an explicit setting, and ends with a punchline."
"I'm sorry, your connection has timed out. Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?"
Null
Snug
Don't trust people that do acupuncture, they're back stabbers.
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YOU ARE GOING TO HEAR MY UDP JOKE!
YOU ARE GOING TO HEAR MY UDP JOKE!
YOU ARE GOING TO HEAR MY UDP JOKE!
YOU ARE GOING TO HEAR MY UDP JOKE!
YOU ARE GOING TO HEAR MY UDP JOKE!
YOU ARE GOING TO HEAR MY UDP JOKE!
OK! Gee I got the message.
Null
Snug
I used to have a pet leech. It was attached to me.
iprice
Certified Guru
A sprite and a flat shaded polygon were waiting at the bus stop.
The sprite turns and says to the polygon, "I'm on my way to yet another job interview. I've had one job after another. I've starred in loads of games over the years. One day I'll be in a shoot'em-up, the next I'm in a racing game, tomorrow who knows what. Us retro game characters have never had it so good."
He then realizes that the polygon doesn't look too thrilled.
"Cheer up mate" says the sprite, "Are you not working at the moment then?"
The polygon shakes it's head.
"Maybe tomorrow you'll find something."
Again the polygon shakes it's head.
"Why's that then?" asks the sprite.
The polygon once more shakes it's head and says "I've been rendered useless."
The sprite turns and says to the polygon, "I'm on my way to yet another job interview. I've had one job after another. I've starred in loads of games over the years. One day I'll be in a shoot'em-up, the next I'm in a racing game, tomorrow who knows what. Us retro game characters have never had it so good."
He then realizes that the polygon doesn't look too thrilled.
"Cheer up mate" says the sprite, "Are you not working at the moment then?"
The polygon shakes it's head.
"Maybe tomorrow you'll find something."
Again the polygon shakes it's head.
"Why's that then?" asks the sprite.
The polygon once more shakes it's head and says "I've been rendered useless."
Null
Snug
My friend was fired from his job at the road department for stealing. I have to say I saw it coming. The last time I was at his house all the signs were there.
Null
Snug
A fat pirate is a vast matey.
The scuba diving student was in over his head.
The scuba diving student was in over his head.
Null
Snug
An old seamstress is slowly walking back to her job from lunch, when a flasher jumps out of an alley and opens his coat wide. The old woman looks him up and down, shakes her head sadly, and says "You call that a lining?"
Null
Snug
Exaggerations went up by a million percent last year.
I'll stop at nothing to avoid using negative numbers.
Your mum's so fat, when she fell down the stairs I thought EastEnders was ending.
I'll stop at nothing to avoid using negative numbers.
Your mum's so fat, when she fell down the stairs I thought EastEnders was ending.
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Null
Snug
I went out into the garden and, to my horror, my wife was slumped on the grass.
The fucking dog had dug her up again.
Just finished reading the fifth book in the "learning to count" trilogy.
Roses are red,
Violets are glorious,
Don't try to surprise
Oscar Pistorius.
The fucking dog had dug her up again.
Just finished reading the fifth book in the "learning to count" trilogy.
Roses are red,
Violets are glorious,
Don't try to surprise
Oscar Pistorius.
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