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Foot: A device for finding furniture in the dark.
(Bad)Joke Appreciation Corner
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FaeMinx
Rainbow Liberation Instigation
Or to remind you that cats *always* have right of way...
=~. O =
=~. O =
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To remove slack from rope, one must be taut.
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Archaeologist: a person whose career lies in ruins.
comradekingu
Glowing ember
Why did the poor children die?
This silence is those poor children.
Due to their impoverished nature of not being bestowed a life to live in which adulthood could be reached.
This silence is those poor children.
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I had to change a tire on a busy highway.
It was a wrenching experience.
My wife went mad at me because l didn't open the car door for her mother.
I just panicked and swam for the surface
It was a wrenching experience.
My wife went mad at me because l didn't open the car door for her mother.
I just panicked and swam for the surface
comradekingu
Glowing ember
We got out eventually, no thanks to my husband, who was too busy preventing my mother from getting in.
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Why did the children cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
I have two left feet. Something's afoot.
I have two left feet. Something's afoot.
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iprice
Certified Guru
And I bet they did it in a roundabout way
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I dunno..it's all swings and roundabouts
iprice
Certified Guru
They all came to see, saw and went.
When I die, I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.
Not screaming with terror and fear, like his passengers.
and:
We had an election yesterday.
Not screaming with terror and fear, like his passengers.
and:
We had an election yesterday.
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What fruit is highly flammable? A straw-berry
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I've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles.
My next crap could spell disaster.
My next crap could spell disaster.
rygD
Nihilistic Mystic
It took me a minute.
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What do you call someone who points out the obvious?
Someone who points out the obvious.
Someone who points out the obvious.
FaeMinx
Rainbow Liberation Instigation
^ You call him Captain!
=~. O =
=~. O =
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I hated my job as an origami teacher.
Too much paperwork.
Too much paperwork.
comradekingu
Glowing ember
I dont always condecend women with my mind, but when i do i use it to put them in executive positions.
In the shared embassy i dont mind the french occupying the floor above, and relations are good, but foreign affairs always seem to fall down on my desk.
In the shared embassy i dont mind the french occupying the floor above, and relations are good, but foreign affairs always seem to fall down on my desk.
