(Bad)Joke Appreciation Corner

[Null]

Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.


Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?

 

[Neelix]

Those two remind me of a billboard that Virgin Australia (airline) used to have up over the start of the Southern Link tollway...  (outbound)

"Sometimes you just have to say Phuket and go!"

- Neelix

 

[Null]

I couldn’t figure out how to fasten my seat-belt.


Then it clicked.

 

[FaeMinx]

I just have no patience for intolerant people.


=~. O =

 

[sebt3]

I just have no patience for intolerant people.

I cant tolerate impatient persons

 

[FaeMinx]

Almost as funny.


=~. O =

 

[Null]

What’s the best part about living in Switzerland?


Not sure, but the flag is a big plus.

 

[Binky]

Self-referential, tautological statements are self-referential and tautological. Hanging comparatives aren't much better

 

[Null]

A snake slithers into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you." "Why not?" asks the snake. The bartender says, "Because you can't hold your liquor..."

 

[Fzero]

^ A classic

A snake slithers into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you." "Why not?" asks the snake. The bartender says, "Because you can't hold your liquor..."

"Because you're legless!"

That's how that joke goes over here

 

[Null]

Drilling for oil is boring.

 

[FaeMinx]

Why is 0.2 such a destructive fraction?


... because it occurs when 2 deci 'mate'...





=~. O =

 

[Null]

Have you got bills to pay? If you do, please give it back. He looks silly bald.

 

[Null]

Some friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a small florist shop to raise funds. Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, a rival florist across town thought the competition was unfair. He asked the good fathers to close down, but they would not. He went back and begged the friars to close. They ignored him. So, the rival florist hired Hugh MacTaggart, the roughest and most vicious thug in town to "persuade" them to close. Hugh beat up the friars and trashed their store, saying he'd be back if they didn't close up shop. Terrified, they did so, thereby proving that Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars.

 

[FaeMinx]

*groan* :3


=~. O =

 

[Null]

Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office is in big trouble. You have my Word.

 

[Fzero]

Ha

 

[Null]

To avoid that run-down feeling, look both ways when crossing the street.

 

[Fzero]

My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry... ...so I threw a coconut at his face

 

[Null]

Just went to an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.


Learn sign language, it’s very handy.


Dry erase boards are remarkable.