(Bad)Joke Appreciation Corner

[Løra (Lolla)]

@comradekingu: Uhhh...I don't get it, but as it's a (bad) joke appreciation thread - well done

 

[Null]

What sea creature is the most musical?

Choral.

 

[rygD]

@comradekingu: Uhhh...I don't get it, but as it's a (bad) joke appreciation thread - well done

Taco shells would be less destructive than those normally used.  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shell_(projectile)

3 rounds would probably not be sufficient for defence of your position, and even worse they are rounds of applause.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Round_(firearms) 

 

[Løra (Lolla)]

@rygD: Ahhhhh, thank you!


@comradekingu: Clever

 

[rygD]

You are welcome.  It was truly bad imo, but i liked it.

 

[sebt3]

There is a old couple that have the usage to take their weeding breakfast completly nude

The woman : while it's our 60th weeding, I still have my tits warm and wet

The man : sure, you have one in your pudding the other one in your tea

 

[rygD]

maybe usage=idea and weeding=wedding anniversary

 

[Null]

 

[Null]

It might be cold and rainy, but I’ve decided to put up a marquee in my garden with some funky music and flashing lights in it.

Now is the winter of my disco tent.

 

[rygD]

It might be cold and rainy, but I’ve decided to put up a marquee in my garden with some funky music and flashing lights in it.

Now is the winter of my disco tent.

But you are in the northern hemisphere, I thought. JOKE FAIL!   

 

[Null]

But you are in the northern hemisphere, I thought. JOKE FAIL! 

I'm everywhere, so appropriate joke is appropriate.

 

[Null]

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing, they just waved.

 

[Null]

I put clean socks on every day this week.


Now my shoes don't fit.

 

[Løra (Lolla)]

Where does a pirate go to university? Arrvard

 

[Null]

I had a ploughman's lunch the other day.


He wasn't very happy.

 

[Grench]

A bear walked into a bar.

It bent.

 

[Null]

How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse.

 

[rygD]

A bear walked into a bar.


It bent.

A black guy, a redneck, a short guy that lives with his mother, and a bear are in a bar, drinking beer.  David Lynch is the bartender.

 

[Null]

What's Mary short for?

She has no legs.

 

[PokeParadox]

A [NationalityA], [NationalityB] and a [NationalityC] [Gender] walk into a bar.

[NationalityA] orders a drink.

[NationalityB] orders a drink.

[NationalityC] does something completely stupid and unexpected and much laughs are had at his/her expense.