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Baby balloon can't sleep, so he gets into bed with mummy and daddy balloon. But there isn't enough space, so he lets some air out of himself. It's still a bit of a squeeze so he lets some air out of daddy balloon. Still not happy he lets some air out of mummy balloon. Ahhhhh perfect, he then drops into a long and peaceful sleep. 

 

In the morning he wakes to find daddy balloon looking angry. 

 

"Son, not only have you let yourself down, but you've let your mother and I down too!" 
 
When calculators were first invented, the costs could quickly add up.

But then their prices came down, and they soon began to multiply.
/me tries multiplying on an abacus with a blank look

As true as your joke may be I have no clue what I am doing.
 
So they would eat the line?

It looks wrong when it is spelled out, because I have never heard it said that way.
 
I know, and I got the pun.  I don't think pigs are averse to cannibalism. 
 
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