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You forgot the "RGH!" at the end.

obbadjoke: What do you call a group of deaf trombonists?
Anything you like, they can't hear you!
 

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"Dad, can you put my shoes on?" "No, I don't think they'll fit me."
To really understand someone's situation, you need to walk a mile in their shoes.
And when you have, you've got another pair of shoes, and you have a mile start on them when they start running after you barefoot!
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Chickens don't like Möbius strips.
 

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I don't think you shower periodically.


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I tried to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.
Thwack! [1]


[1]Repeating a joke means you get hit with a rolled-up newspaper.
 

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This guy was trying to explain to me the complex principles of umbrella construction and demonstrated how they work by opening it.

Needless to say it went over my head.
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I tried to organize a professional seek-and-hide tournament, but it was a complete success. Hard players are good to find.

Can I get that newspaper now? I want to read it.
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So I got in a fight with a mop.
I wiped the floor with him.
 
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