(Bad)Joke Appreciation Corner

[Null]

I use 8.8.8.8! What does it say about me?

You're a Chinese spy.

Lucky Number Eight, Meaning of Number 8 in Chinese Culture

People with the lucky number 8 have strong intuition and insight. Eight has the similar pronunciation with Fa (meaning wealth or fortune), so it is welcome in China.

www.travelchinaguide.com

 

[Null]

When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, identity theft is a crime.

 

[PokeParadox]

I got called pretty today...
Well it was "You are pretty ugly", but I like to focus on the positives.

 

[Null]

Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion in less than five moves. Finally, my high school karate lessons paid off.

 

[FBnil]

My niece calls me Ankle, I call her knees. We are a joint family.

 

[Null]

I’ve been thinking about taking up meditation. I figure it’s better than sitting around doing nothing.

 

[ClockworkCoder]

I’ve been thinking about taking up meditation. I figure it’s better than sitting around doing nothing.

That's a good point.

 

[Null]

In a freak accident today, a photographer was killed when a huge lump of cheddar landed on him. To be fair, the people who were being photographed did try to warn him.

 

[PokeParadox]

In a freak accident today, a photographer was killed when a huge lump of cheddar landed on him. To be fair, the people who were being photographed did try to warn him.

That story was very cheesy...
and...
Feet with no digits lactose.

 

[Null]

An apple a day keeps the doctor away… Or at least it does if you throw it hard enough.

 

[FBnil]

Apparently you can't use "Beef Stew" as a password. It's not stroganoff.

 

[Null]

As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.

 

[netcat]

 

[Null]

My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.

 

[PokeParadox]

My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.

You've gotta be kidding?

 

[Null]

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do.

 

[Null]

Waking up this morning was an eye-opening experience.

 

[PokeParadox]

Testing gel products was a hair raising experience for me.

 

[Null]

I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day. It was impossible to put down.

 

[Null]

A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "wow I've never served a weasel before, what can I get you?" "Pop", goes the weasel.