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You're doing pretty good actually, us customs usually steals my shit.
This is a good suggestion as they are cheaper than fed exThat is why you use USPS International Express Mail for international shipping. By far its the best.
What is it tha tUPS are demanding $4000 tax for? And couldn't you have marked the box with "gift"?
Don't even joke. That's a guaranteed path to further delays and cavity searches.
[/quote]Yikes! Penalty for humour is EXTREME!What is it tha tUPS are demanding $4000 tax for? And couldn't you have marked the box with "gift"? ;"]
Don't even joke. That's a guaranteed path to further delays and cavity searches.
Yikes! Penalty for humour is EXTREME!Don't even joke. That's a guaranteed path to further delays and cavity searches.
Don't mess with US customs. It's not pleasant.
*sits down very gently*
Don't mess with US customs. It's not pleasant.Yikes! Penalty for humour is EXTREME! ;"]What is it tha tUPS are demanding $4000 tax for? And couldn't you have marked the box with "gift"? ;"]
Don't even joke. That's a guaranteed path to further delays and cavity searches.
[/quote]Yikes! Penalty for humour is EXTREME! ;"]What is it tha tUPS are demanding $4000 tax for? And couldn't you have marked the box with "gift"? ;"]
Don't even joke. That's a guaranteed path to further delays and cavity searches.
The text you quote says 'twice the amount of duties, taxes, etc', so unless the import tax in the US is 100% then the cost should be significantly less that twice the value of the goods.According to the cbp.gov website for 'temporary importation'
"If the merchandise is being imported as cargo, the importer may either hire a broker to clear the goods through Customs, or the importer may go to the port of entry to clear the shipment. In that case, the importer should make arrangements in advance to secure a Customs bond in the amount of twice the amount of duties, taxes, etc., that would be owed on the importation. For help in determining the amount of duties that would be owed, please contact an import specialist at the port where your goods will be entering the country."
So you need to shell out TWICE the value as a bond in order to avoid paying the tax and/or duty. I hope the kitty is well funded. And this all should be done in advance!
Yikes! Penalty for humour is EXTREME! ;"] [/quote]If it makes you feel better I spit my drink on my MBP.What is it tha tUPS are demanding $4000 tax for? And couldn't you have marked the box with "gift"? ;"]
Don't even joke. That's a guaranteed path to further delays and cavity searches.
Whenever you're feeling low, or your opinion of mankind has sunk, it's refreshing to realise we can always just contemplate the extreme generosity of the Chinese to fell merrier!crap I buy off the net is shipped as a "gift".
What is it tha tUPS are demanding $4000 tax for? And couldn't you have marked the box with "gift"?
Don't even joke. That's a guaranteed path to further delays and cavity searches.Yikes! Penalty for humour is EXTREME!
If it makes you feel better I spit my drink on my MBP.
LOL. I think it was both the thought that WizardStan wants to perform cavity searches just for joking on the forum PLUS the thought "if just the joke risks a cavity search, what the HECK are customs like if you actually try putting "Gift" on a consignment that large???".It's just below writing "Da Bomb!" on your backpack and walking into an airport.
A joke on this forum is one step down from a "terrorist joke" in an airport? [/quote]I have continued to chase amusement :"] [/quote]Though I have to say, we had walkie-talkies confiscated from us in IIRC a South African airport a while back (no other airport had any problem with them, and we'd used them to keep track of each other in America and France without difficulty). My walking stick has raised eyebrows from tiem to time at airports too (it's... a wooden stick"]. [/quote]More on topic (slightly) I am starting to wonder hust how all this will affectt the assertion that the Pandora is not made in the USA (IIRC FCC testing was said to only be required for products made in the USA... which Pandora increasingly sounds like).LOL. I think it was ... the thought that WizardStan wants to perform cavity searches just for joking on the forum ...It's just below writing "Da Bomb!" on your backpack and walking into an airport.What is it tha tUPS are demanding $4000 tax for? And couldn't you have marked the box with "gift"? ;"]
Don't even joke. That's a guaranteed path to further delays and cavity searches.Yikes! Penalty for humour is EXTREME! ;"]
If it makes you feel better I spit my drink on my MBP.
Yeah, the replacement LCD panel for my laptop was just left on my doorstep. Lucky it was still there when my girlfriend arrived home. Thanks, UPS!I had a $700 item dropped off one day and it was out in the sun baking all day on my step. I had another item get left in the snow at the side of the steps once. Seriously!