Absurdism corner

[matzesu]

It’s reduce flood risk, not eliminating the risk

 

[TeDaDeS]

Risk: an uncertain event or condition that, if it occurs, has a positive or negative effect on a project's objectives.
They might have understood this as: if a flood is guaranteed it's not a risk anymore? 100% mitigation, high fives everywhere.

 

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It’s reduce flood risk

The sign also says envionment agency on it, which means that absolutely nothing will have been done to reduce the flood risk. Try harder next time.

 

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[jedi23]

Fappy Jizzmas

 

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[Djoga'Ro]

You forgot to adjust the imperative.

 

[Null]

Nobody is stopping you from fapping to start, just be aware that you may catch sight of your reflection mid fap.

 

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[atari_afternoon]

And all the trees stand by smiling...happy fapping!

 

[pyrat]

And all the trees stand by smiling...happy fapping!

You didn't quote.
Now I don't know if you mean the bird or the man in the car with some trees in the background...

 

[atari_afternoon]

Ahem - the bird and the trees sorry, "man". You enjoy your treats

 

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