Absurdism corner

[Binky]

I ditnt even know the meaning of exceed, and had to DuckDuckGo the translation ^^
What is that funny whit „überschreite keine 20 Kinder „ ??

The sign was intended to mean:
"Do not exceed 20 [mph/kmph] [because there are] children [nearby]"
You should drive slowly in case children are playing on the road.

However, it might also be read as:
"Do not exceed 20 children [because 21 children would be too many]"
Which is funny, because the road sign is telling you how be a parent!

 

[FBnil]

Remember that Evergreen cargoship that blocked the Suez canal? Before going into the canal, it drew a d*ckpic.

A Cargo Ship Drew a Giant Dick Pic in the Ocean Then Got Stuck in the Suez Canal

Just before blocking one of the world’s busiest waterways where 10 percent of world trade flows, the unfortunate Ever Given sailed an even more unfortunate course.

www.vice.com

Tinfoil hat time: I saw 2 theories:

• This is a test to stop distribution and to destabilize the economy or delay an important shipment from a targeted company.
• The cargo contained children for the Dutch?, Belgian? and German? prostitution ring and this was a plea for attention. (the ships are big, so they are easy to hide inside a container between all the others.

In both cases, creating such a gps drawing would require excellent maneuverability skills, lowering the chances of the captain to not only scrape but actually bank into the sand at both ends of the boat (yes, getting stuck this way also takes skills).

 

[levi]

Yes, I saw that a day or two before it was released. Still not sure what it means; maybe the crew members were drunk??

 

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20 children

I don't understand how people could even manage to eat that many children, I consider myself to be a big eater and I can't manage more than five.

 

[pyrat]

I don't understand how people could even manage to eat that many children, I consider myself to be a big eater and I can't manage more than five.

It was a traffic sign. You can easily fit 4 eaters in a car, can't you?

 

[ElPoco]

Yes, I saw that a day or two before it was released. Still not sure what it means; maybe the crew members were drunk??

From what I understood, ships generally turn in circles while waiting to pass the canal. If you look at the traffic, it looks like they crossed other ships and had to divert their course a bit, which could explain some deviations from the circles you'd expect them to make.
But I'm not expert so /shrug

 

[FBnil]

I don't know, there is a difference in length between each triangle, so the more distance, the faster it goes. So when doing the slong, it suddenly sped up and when going back it was very slow, just timing the right moment to change trajectory.

 

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It was a traffic sign. You can easily fit 4 eaters in a car, can't you?

But where would we put the table?

 

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Do not want.

 

[fusion_power]

Chinese Lego alternatives strikes again. +1 For the idea alone.

 

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teddit.net

 

[FBnil]

frontpage : teddit

Teddit is a free and open source alternative Reddit front-end focused on privacy. Teddit doesn't require you to have JavaScript enabled in your browser.

teddit.net

Hmmm... smooked olilves with penut and chesse buiscuits with carmel and mayonaise. Wait... why is "mayonaise" there?

Dutch Spelling:

Mayonaise - Wikipedia

nl.wikipedia.org

 

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English spelling:

Mayonnaise - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[FBnil]

DXM in hospital

Rapper DMX hospitalized after overdose-induced heart attack and may not survive: report | Blaze Media

His condition is not good

www.theblaze.com

Here's a parody (warning: explicit lyrics):

You probably won't be able to follow what I say, so here are the lyrics:

Spoiler: Lyrics (explicit)

Parody on the song: DMX - X Gon' Give It To Ya

Arf, arf
Yeah, (ugh) yeah, yeah, (ugh) yeah
Don't get it twisted
This handheld, is mine
And it's NOT - a fucking - GAME
Fuck what you heard

It's what you hearin'
It's what you hearin'
(Listen)
It's what you hearin'
(Listen)
It's what you hearin'
(Listen)

(Grr)

ED's gon' give it to ya (what)
Fuck waitin' for you to get it on your own
ED's gonna deliver to ya
Knock knock, open up the door, it's real
We made sure (that-)the-case is hard as steel

Work hard gettin' busy with it, but-I-got-such-a-good-heart
That I saved the Pandy and you wonder if I did it
Damn right! And I'll do it again
'Cuz I AM right so I gots to win

You treat me like the enemy
Standing between you and your device
I'll ban posts you sendin' me
You motherfuckers never wanted nothin' but the release date
Amnesia when I posted progress on a sunday

All you cats do is post complaints,
but helping out is not in your shitty mind frame
Bitch please
If only you helped out deciding what software we display
Stay out my way
Motherfucker


First we gonna CHARGE, then we power ON
Then we let it BOOT, DON'T LET IT GO
ED's gonna give it to ya
He gonna give it to ya
ED's gonna give it to ya
He gonna deliver it to ya


I told yaaa, you said nay,
DON' NEED mo' than 2048K (two oh four eight k)
And every thread I click 's a Keyboard thread, (what up)
Cats derail the thread and now it's dead (and locked)

free from cyber shackles, Opensource.
I roll like a steamtrain stay on course.
Lyrical inquisitor, feel my hunger
Don't cross me. What's your order number?
I'm transparant enough, you see
So ain't NO way you gonna grrr with me.



I'm a dragon in metal clothing
Only tink'rer that you know who can chill Come back and get the hardware open
(I've been) doing this for nineteen years
Trollers wanna fight me? Fight these tears

I put in work and it's all for the kicks
But these cats did forgot what work is
(Uh-huh!)
They don't know who they be (lookin'!)
but they don't know who they see
(nuns waving automatic guns)

First we gonna CHARGE, then we power ON
Then we let it BOOT, DON'T LET IT GO
ED's gonna give it to ya
He gonna give it to ya
ED's gonna give it to ya
He gonna give it to ya

2x

Aiiyo where my tinkerers at?
I know I got them down in the game
Give em love and they give it back
(Pow!)
Posts two months thats too long
(What?)
Don't give up you're too strong
(What?)

Love to the pre pre orderers
Shout out to devs that done it
And it ain't even about the dough
It's about gettin' down for what you stand for, yo.

First we gonna CHARGE, then we power ON
Then we let it BOOT, DON'T LET IT GO
ED's gonna give it to ya
He gonna give it to ya
ED's gonna give it to ya
He gonna give it to ya

3x


#Hit it wit full strength, I'm a top techy
#So I face the world like it's a nub-nub dance
#You against me, me against you
#Whatever, whenever nagger
#Fuck you gon' do?

(reversed subliminal message)

Note from FBnil: This song is aweful for the vocal cords. Fun to make though. I hope I did not offend anyone and if I did, sorry.

 

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