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Smartphone translations never fail!
I was in a Japanese restaurant and it had some Japanese text on the bar where you could order,it translated it as: "Poison".
Pretty sure it wasn't that.

Smartphone translations never fail!

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Lovely final part:
"However, since there is something wrong with the product, shake it well before eating".
So let's face it, the product is wrong. But James Bond in his men's clothing likes it shaken, not stirred.
The label could say it clearer, but then it would have to kill you regardless of any allergies to eggs (poultry), milk, buckwheat, peanuts, wheat, peaches, tomatoes, walnuts, or the more likely allergogenic combination of all of them.