Absurdism corner

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[rygD]

No spoons, only knives.

 

[Confuzzled]

We don't have plates
We only have bowls
We are sorry for any
incontinence.

The spilling chucker strokes again.

 

[netcat]

Amazon is offering customers $2 per month for letting the company monitor the traffic on their phones

The deal is part of Amazon's Shopper Panel program that offers financial rewards to users if they share their receipts and fill out surveys.

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This is interesting actually. I'd sell my personal data for $2 a month.

 

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[FBnil]

No spoons, only knives.

no no no, it's: There was a spoon, a knife, but no fork. So I asked the waiter: I want a fork. He says: Everybody wanna fork. I said: You don't understand, I want a fork on the table.
Wait... let me DDG the sketch:

 

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[JDTAY]

 

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[Confuzzled]

That's ruff.

 

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[JDTAY]