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rygD
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Martyo and Loogey!
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ElPoco
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The content of the article was less dramatic than the link had me expect.
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@Cerbera Lots of alternatives for that picture
- You can photoshop a W for WHAM and put George Michael next to it
- You can turn it upside down and make the text read WTH
- You can change the text to HEMP and make the costume green
- You can change the text to HELP
- You can change the text to KETCHUP and it would still "work"
- You can change the text to MEAT
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kuru
Who the heck is Stephan Kramer?
Way to go ham mate
History time!
Mao orders to kill sparrow because sparrows eats grain.
China kills sparrows, smash eggs and chicks. Shoots sparrows.
Sparrow also ate insects.
Insects take over, locusts eat grain. Famine.
Mao orders Insecticide! It's very effective!
Insecticide kills all insects... including bees. No fruits!
Famine!
Cannibalism! Parents eats children, Children eat parents!
Of course, export of grain never stopped...
There was a secret import of sparrows, but the ecosystem is fubar.
Up to this day, Chinese pollenize manually (in some parts of that land).
up to 45 million (upper estimate) dead due to Mao's order to killJack Sparrow. Thanks Mao!
Mao: Still better than that a-bomb-each-20-minutes Nobel-piece-priced westerner!
nerd: That's not how you spell peace!
Mao: ssst, it's intentional. I know how to spell peas. Josef, show him the gulags.
other Josef: Can I have him for one of my experiments?
George: Give him to me! The boys at gitmo need entertainment...
https://www.thevintagenews.com/2016...ed-one-worst-environmental-disasters-history/
up next: How millions of children are disappearing due to OLPC, one laptop per child.
"It's so quiet around the house that I can enjoy my laptop" - an ex-Mom
"I did not get my laptop" - a Chinese citizen
"First we got a girl, but our second child was a boy, so we got rid of her. Still did not get that laptop" - another Chinese citizen
"I do not even own a laptop" - Jeff Epstein
"When Windows wants to update, I just get a new one. The old one? I just toss it into the sea" - a darling of the BBC
Mao orders to kill sparrow because sparrows eats grain.
China kills sparrows, smash eggs and chicks. Shoots sparrows.
Sparrow also ate insects.
Insects take over, locusts eat grain. Famine.
Mao orders Insecticide! It's very effective!
Insecticide kills all insects... including bees. No fruits!
Famine!
Cannibalism! Parents eats children, Children eat parents!
Of course, export of grain never stopped...
There was a secret import of sparrows, but the ecosystem is fubar.
Up to this day, Chinese pollenize manually (in some parts of that land).
up to 45 million (upper estimate) dead due to Mao's order to kill
Mao: Still better than that a-bomb-each-20-minutes Nobel-piece-priced westerner!
nerd: That's not how you spell peace!
Mao: ssst, it's intentional. I know how to spell peas. Josef, show him the gulags.
other Josef: Can I have him for one of my experiments?
George: Give him to me! The boys at gitmo need entertainment...
https://www.thevintagenews.com/2016...ed-one-worst-environmental-disasters-history/
up next: How millions of children are disappearing due to OLPC, one laptop per child.
"It's so quiet around the house that I can enjoy my laptop" - an ex-Mom
"I did not get my laptop" - a Chinese citizen
"First we got a girl, but our second child was a boy, so we got rid of her. Still did not get that laptop" - another Chinese citizen
"I do not even own a laptop" - Jeff Epstein
"When Windows wants to update, I just get a new one. The old one? I just toss it into the sea" - a darling of the BBC
