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    You got me there! Nicely done!
     
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    A hole or an iffy bit...
     
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    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-48648769

    A rather harrowing tale of sanitation workers being knocked out by the fumes from the sewer they were cleaning, and dying as a result, only made absurd by the name of the village this happened in; Fartikui
     
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    The absurdity is that usually a hose is used as a makeshift breathing device, where you inhale from the hose by mouth (with lots of plastic particles unless from more expensive rubber) and exhale through the nose. Anyway, methane is heavy and will displace oxigen. Hypoxia sets in, but due to the nauseating fumes you do not notice. The other saveguard is a rope, around one's middle (for example, the rings in your jeans), will allow to pull you up. Also consider diving goggles so that no bacteria get into your eyes. And already a bucket with water, and special slippers you can put on to walk towards the nearest place you can clean yourself up. Killed by ignorance. RIP.
     
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    What?

     
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    Wii Sports boxing foretold!
     
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    Drinking that brand of beer makes you gay... look at that kissy he blew your way...
    ICP2 is much better I say. What ever you do, don't go to L.A.
    With those guys you don't want to play. Is this all normal, I say nay.
    Lite beer is bad, m'kay? And so, here in this thread it should stay.
    It doesn't come with it's own stand anyway.

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    That's a long drive to get some.
     
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    Hah, in that image quoted trademark point 18 it states the trademark is registered for 'Clothing-Namely, T-shirts, Jerseys, Swear-shirts, Hats, Jackets and Leather Wrist Bands'. Are Iron Maiden considering this video game to be a special type of hat maybe?
     
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    The fun thing about that tweet from Elon is that red planetoid at the end there is not mars, but actually the moon during the eclipse. But then as Mr Trump told us the Moon is part of Mars so no biggie there.
     

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