Absurdism corner

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[Urben]

http://i.imgur.com/pmJrsyu.png

 

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[Klumpen]

We are now in an age where the "Vagina monologues" are sexist to women:

http://reason.com/blog/2015/01/15/womens-college-cancels-vagina-monologues

*sigh*

 

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My milk broke.

Spoiler

 

[WizardStan]

My father-in-law is convinced he's got badBIOS.

He hasn't said anything about why he thinks he has a virus, but the most recent facebook post was "reflashed the bios, reinstalled windows, iPhone made a sound and now the virus is back".

I told him to shut it down and I'd come take a look this weekend. I'm just going to install CentOS or Debian and tell him it's for his own protection.

 

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[Klumpen]

My father-in-law is convinced he's got badBIOS.


He hasn't said anything about why he thinks he has a virus, but the most recent facebook post was "reflashed the bios, reinstalled windows, iPhone made a sound and now the virus is back".


I told him to shut it down and I'd come take a look this weekend. I'm just going to install CentOS or Debian and tell him it's for his own protection.

I thought badBIOS is just a myth. oO

 

[WizardStan]

I thought badBIOS is just a myth. oO

It is, hence the absurd post. I'm going to come up with some bullshit about how I fixed it and locked his bios so it can't come back.

 

[Klumpen]

You could install a high frequency inhibitor and a micro range emp to suppress the virus until it starves and its last bits of shadow code have vanished from the board... so much for making up bullshit.


Somehow related:

https://www.youtube.com/embed/1-cgcJJ5-Rs?feature=oembed

 

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[Bosbeetle]

What is actually pretty absurd is that this thread is still alive almost 5 years after I started it

 

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^ You should feel very proud.

 

[Binky]

https://www.youtube.com/embed/JobJswHcnLE?feature=oembed
http://info.tek.com/ago3000-scope.html
http://info.tek.com/rs/tektronix/images/AGO3000_Gravity-Compensated-Oscilloscope_DataSheet.pdf

 

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2124103/Most-absurd-piece-litigation--140-000-squandered-land-size-stroke-Mont-Blanc-pen-fence.html

 

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http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/argentina-shepherd-found-dead-after-having-sex-scarecrow-1494887NSFW

 

[erico]

You could install a high frequency inhibitor and a micro range emp to suppress the virus until it starves and its last bits of shadow code have vanished from the board... so much for making up bullshit.


Somehow related:

https://www.youtube.com/embed/1-cgcJJ5-Rs?feature=oembed

Propably fake, but it got me laughing without control about 3h and I can´t watch it again without having a seizure, I mean i. Thanks!

 

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[iprice]

 

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