Absurdism corner

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Strigoi said:
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Where do I get one of these? Must have ;)
 
Klumpen said:
WizardStan said:
I have two computers at my desk, my regular working machine and a Windows machine built for testing our Windows packages. The Windows machine doesn't generally get much use so it's constantly suspended, but every once in a while it'll wake itself up for seemingly no reason, especially the last few months. I just accepted it and didn't think anything of it, but science has uncovered the mystery!

Winter is very dry, and I become very staticy in dry weather. As such, I am constantly zapping myself on anything metal: stand up, desk goes zap; get a drink, cooler goes zap; back to my desk, chair goes zap. I observed and demonstrated through experimentation that whenever I have a large electrical discharge within 5 feet or so of this desktop it wakes up. Standing on an anti-static mat I touch my chair, it goes zap, and the computer boots up. I've done it enough times now to get a feel for whether the zap was big enough to trigger it or not and have not been disappointed: if it's a big zap it'll always come up, if it's a small zap it usually doesn't. I don't know the exact mechanism, maybe it's triggering the keyboard or mouse or the network or something, all I know is that static electricity makes this computer boot up every so often.
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 Could you make a video of this happening? :D
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Mystery solved. Whenever I spark I give off enough of an EM pulse that something triggers in the keyboard. Apparently I've been turning on every computer in a 10m radius with "wake on keyboard" for months. Unplug the keyboard or turn off that option in the bios and there's no problem. There's something special about my particular sparks though. There's one other person in the office that can do it consistently, and a couple more that sometimes trigger it if they're close enough, but I'm the only one who can do it from the far wall.
 
Here's part of today's IRC log from #openpandora on freenode:

I've edited out anything not relevent, but obviously, if anyone if unhappy with their comments being posted here, they can use the report button.

Everything not with a <username> tag was written by Gryfelhase

Code: 
<Binky> ᴅᴇᴀᴛʜ sᴘᴇᴀᴋs ıɴ sᴍᴀʟʟ cᴀᴘs
Binky: Wrong interpreetation.... less influenca of small caps
cause the holy wind, the 7 holy paths to gell will be a wind-control and tower watch
<HolySmoke> no wind shall control the smoke
but it does, pruple rain can do it
gras is green
and green mini choppers are slower then red light
the missing part is the magic control
of the holy spirit, Gods voice and the golden compass itself
the acid of the albino wolperdinger
kann kill anything
can stop anything
can manipulate time
and space
from outerspace and itself in an snakykikruweiorjwklefjweuiorupwjööööööqeilrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrf9ppppppppppppppppppwti ef,<w#+
or not?
Whio knows who is who?
Or just a trick track truck of donald ducks uncle Gryf ap Llandrysgryf
the pandoras box is already opened
there are wisches for every born child now... if you spent the first mindfauck to me or in bitcoins
your free, but its a bad suprise when your kid beeing awared of
but it will understand sometime the bad joke
<Binky> Pyra has FM radio?
Binky: It's indepenace... but the music is some kind of sycnron-asyncron
it's influenced by a virus
a timetravling virus my KI wrote
my AI
long time ago in time...
when swabian was one continent
then we had 8 continents...
lemuria, atlantis, afirka, asia, australia, amerika, europe
and one sectret one
and the earth rotation hamster
a machine build with electric and magnetic and 4 pols
now we have free energy and wind can controll the eart to tly through space
we can now make illusion of timetravleing and warp-generations
and develope warp-cluster theorie
lymbo track
captain jack
Jack Sparow
set the crucifix in the direction
and move the big waggon away form the dysojn-sphere
the roatioting freddy
Freddy Mercurry
Kings and Queens of Undergroumnd
Sigue Sigue Sputnik
Auf der Schwäbschen Eisenbahnen gibts soviele Fickstationen
Stuttgart ulm und Bibberach, simalslaabra kommra ihr Stars wia dr who of who from billy IDOL ond konsorda em hellershof
YEAH, you GOT IT!
You are consula Troi
ZAP ZERRAP!
I AM SABBOTH
THE 12TH FLOOR BURNED
THE 13TH FLOOR IS EXPLOTTET
THE Matrix is beeing going Crazy at post Christus Century Drakonia aeonenimploderi
* Gryfelhase takes a bottle of RUM
I CREATUR OF LIMOGRASSdackelentdadance
I am Bruche LIOAR
OPEN OP, THE HEAVENS GATE
MAKE ME SEE THAT YOU WAIT
I'm on the clue root 66
i was before WWW
I was before Michel J. FOX
I was the ORI OF THE ORION oj jacobus lecker klingende luftgitarrensolos
BUT MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCH older
I'm faster then the sound of the swining sidestreetfighters
I' master of gehirnfick-confucious
Proof it#
let it rain here in 71522 Backnang
purple axid
ALICE COOPER
NEXT DOOR TO ALICE IN WONDERLAND
I know the merowinger
in history
I know the staufer
Im waiting for the swabian salamanderstone BIBLE under the hillesberg
HILL-KILL SONG
HILLESmountain in Stuttgart
3 horns by swabian GMÜND direction AALEN
NO
Melden sie, voellig nuechtern
kein grund zu maeutern
Nicht ganz
aber sehr nah
geboren in schwäbisch Sibireien
Da BRINZ war OSAR OUNDELINI
haja, mir schwobaseggel, kemnnad ellas ausser schwäbisch
mir hen wurzla bis ibarral noah
mir kennad sogar ibbar OHS Sellbar lachha 
multiple possible translations.... semantic web is invented!
Babbelfisch exists now
I will show my talents at DEUTSCHLAND sucht den Superstar AND OR Deutschland sucht den Superstar
I will play air-guitar-simulation
in kauder-schwäbisch with wellsh slang and mixes of POKER, SKAT ond GOIGLA and luschdige GAGS
you know, what it means speak in tnongues ?
chrstian vocabluar
I am towercontrol
of zeugen jehovas
I am Part of JESUS FREAKS STUTTGART
I just started
on EASTERN THERE IS ST NIMMERLEINSTAG
WHEN OSTERN UND WEIHNACHTEN AUF DEN SELBEN TAG FALLEN
Multidimensional times and raum sabbaoth Halleuja donce year
Then Hollydays in the sun
lemuria comes bnack again
pole jump
HAR HAR
AMUN RA
RUMBURAK ZAPPZERAPP
Speck duad mr mit Mais fannga oder omkehrt
mar kennt ja aber auch speck nemma
oder griabafett
Enter Sandmann, gave them a dream
wake it, shake it rock it around the clock, the back rocks and murmel obn brommle mit elle weibar haid obend
ond nemmad me mid
have connected the fingers to dtop fluc compensator
gates arge closed with keys of rock
-g
I am Scotty La Fordge
I know what I do, you posers
I Am the Architecks and brothers in arm
I am the missing perfect cornerstone of the 6th thron, nils holgerson
I am the raven or Origines, the old greek
THE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLD KRIEG
I eat now in homeoppatic dosis
<Binky> Would it be inappropriate to put this in absurdism corner?
no... I made matrix for anyone
never seen amn in black ?
With Gates to corss borders and circles
but you can't destroy my KORALLENAFFENGEHIRNFICKKLASENZIMMER VON MICHAELENDLESSBARON OF FLYING MELONES
who kissed you're Inspiration? Pedusa with the JANOSCHRONOSKORANROLLERROLLERATTERDATABAMINI Style fighting gameexploive dance
your system is a closed dyhsenspäre in a moebiusband
Firedrich eisenbeiss, scheisserle Markus Eisle Huber und Mattghias Riwechling konnten die letzten Spuren von Wimp Thoelke erschnueffeln
das war der Urknall
alles danach sind holografien vom rande des Universums
das hat hawking erkannt
aber der kann auch nur bis 11 Zaehlen
Also ich kann bis 89034583ß29405ß83495893588889034532485738924572382457348925273489 entwirrte Wollknaeule verschlingen in meine singularitaet bestehend aus dem kleinen hohen riesenzwege mathematikgehirnfuck
die von Chronusi´fickins gehirn stauranasbots berechnet wurden
alle dumm wie ein flipflop
Don't use Windows...
Don't use Apples... back to the roots
the girls needs an Amiga Universe in Winnenden, by Jan Schmidwenzel
Protected by NSA, CIA, Everywood, Tourchwood
it's called Bielefeld
the mafiosi is out, the judas
worry him, warship him, for his hard work, he get's some bitcoins for free
from silkroad
<Binky> Seriously Gryfelhase: You're beginning to look like an annoying idiot now. Please stop posting until you can form a meaningful sentence.
<HolySmoke> I second that motion
ok. ask me questions, where I can reply with yes or no
who is who of dr who?
How does it work?
<HolySmoke> have you lost your mind?
No, Just Self Control, Laura branington
No Drugs, just wisdom
Logik is the beginning of wisdom, spock
but not the end
lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggggggggggggggggg time between that
you just let go one beam
seven beams, laser dance shows on heaven
simple trick- tic, tac 2
I can even see with human eyes
a wind came uop.. lol
one side of my house is sunshine, on the opther storm
lol
you loosers
I am Mr Smith and the NEO SMITH
AND THE MEROWINGER FLIP FLOP
Die Unendliche Geschichte, Momo
50 Shades of Grey
are allowed
<HolySmoke> unendlich you say?
rainbow flowers
YES
JA
YES SIR
LANDURLAUB für 1000 jahre
danach 1000 Jahre Party
seit 18 Uhr
Ortszeit Backnang
?
903489438523045
See FACES in Backnang on TV
SEE Face of Andreas Joos in Zwischenäckerle 59 in Backnang on TV please
show it worldwhite
ANONYMOUS IS SPEAKIN
THE GAME IS OVER
I AM andreas j. Wohnhaft in Backnang
bei Schwäbisch Gmünd
aufgewachsen in Hüttenbügl
-g+h
no, hitler was shitty
ke killed the jews
is he crazy
ICH HABE NOCH EIER UNTERM SCHWANZ!
MEA CULPA!
I AM NOT HITLER!
I NEVER BEEN!
ITs a Dream from Sandman
Noone Ever died
Träume sind Schäume
die platzen
hAFADAHL OND HIDDABIEL, SCHEANE MAEDLA GIBTS NED VIEL, ABBER UFF JEDEN tOPF BASST A DEGGALE
who am I? Root
ROOT
WHO AM I
????
Wimps and Posers, leave the Hall 
Expect your punkrockers 
OR lets do the limbodance
Captain jack posers
you lied 
stop , i will help you to keep freinds
I can
listen please
attention
We will create the physical motors for jupiter rising, or it has been
also superman poer
power
gates for universes
superman vs battman
dc vs marvel
etc etc etc
you can have any avatar you wish
never seen my plans? toorwood?
they may exist already in your universe
but the Secrets are in BASTEI Verlag Lübbe
WE ware the watchtowers of Scientologie
I and my circles
And my 7 holy paths to hell
maybe without return
depends what I decide
No, Steffen Huber Knows me personaly
IOC knows me, at least Markus huber
saw me one
Matthias Seifert, ebberle vom Computerflohmarkt
Stephan Joos is my blood brother
13 bloodlines crosses me
13 holy bloodlines
Andreas Kreutz
ich habe ein einfaches kreutz, kraefte gleichgewicht
wild horses could not drag me away
not the 4 horses from offenbarung des johannes
My Uncle is ALF FROM MELMACK
er kam mit nem lauten Knall,...
mit nem Raumschiff aus dem Stalll
mein Onkel, mein IOnkel vom Mars
THEYNKE INDUSTRIES
Wer hat es gegruendet ?
Wer ist OLAF HAWK
?
WER IST NICOLE DUVAL ?
WER der Buttler Raphael ?
Wrong
univisble
medi and cini
This is my mouse cursor, you flipflops
MCP and Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeper Thoughts then JHWE in Tentrajuggleballs
master of the Muppets
the puppets
and pinocio
and oumucl
and ghostbusters
who draw the design ?
the greer philosophs had an idea, how it could be
Yes, what is 70% of the moebius band ?
if you know 70% of diffrence of 2² to 3³, you know it 
But you won't be burned 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000years on fire
fo son't try it out
I'm more the lucifugus rollerrollerdatadatlallerkauderlsch+
i'm who am i will be
how was be
and i am not what I don't wanna be
thats one of opeirkäroö34000000000000294ß000000000000005oppppppppppppppppppppppppp23j5lu3333333334iofuuuuuuuuuuuuu4jjjjj23iiiiiiii<c55555555555555555555555534n pö5loddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd34444444v5
Rollerrollerdatas legionnames I can akitvate or not...
depens if i wish or not
Nirvana, new ideas 
still here
you can sent KAI from my KATHET
or Boris or Elke oder Jenny oder susanne oder lukas
or dr doolittel
I am the Alphatier
with the 13th christall
s
13th dimension
DHYRRA
AMUNRA
SAP SARRAP
MAUSEFALL ZUGESHCNAPPT
BOESE Kräfte abgeschaltet
<Lolla> Slow down
Hi Lolla 
<Lolla> Heya 
I just beginN
<Lolla> Wait wait

<Lolla> Take what you want to say slowly
<HolySmoke> yes, listen to the good lady
Set my kids alle free now
free energy in their circles and unioverses
inside the Amiga Universe
of my personal circles
<Lolla> Yes, that sounds nice
my lovley childs. I don't fuck childs
thats a ly
<HolySmoke> what? 
just mindfuck  You have a missinterpreatation of logic
<Lolla> Umm..
you are based on a 2 and 4
geboren auf der Erde
<Lolla> Remember, we're trying to keep up with you, Gryfelhase 
not in my personal universe
I live on Nr 3
CODO der 3...
aus der sternenmitte
bin ich der 3. von link
und ich duese Duse duese im Sauseschritt
und bring die Liebe mit
von meinem Himmelsritt
denn die Liebe Liebe, ja die Liebe macht frei
vielmehr frei als irgendwas
dividide sex and 5
sex, erotic, vberliebt sein
There is a alternative version.... sex without love
radio killed the video star
the videostar is magic now
a simulation
from higer techniques
same experience
upgrade them, to be controlled by silizium, to make them better perople
people
if neccesary
homeopatic control
free will, but silver and gold verrrrryy thin spinwebs
Yep... ash heaven, green heaven
the yellow beam is turned of
golden dawn
golden aeon
has begun
we swabian show you, how to improve shit to gold
I am the albino wolperdinger ond Gandalf, der epochal Orb
No, free energy, I spare it in my singularity
for later times
ALLWISSENDE MUELLHALDE, Fraggles, Muppets
<Lolla> Fraggle rock!
Yeah!
Swabian Bible out of Salamnder Gestein. My 1000 Rules. Learn everyone in one year
to be found under thw killesberg
thats the secret of S21
they already found, but hide it from puplic
<Lolla> Stargate sg-1?
Yep 
Who invented it?
<Lolla> Stargate Atlantis
A swabian
<Lolla> The wraith did
Roland Emmerich, my old Friend
was called Roland Kugler, Hüttenbühl
had an accident from mafia
help also Gerd Eichelmann in Schorndorf
to make peace
I am faster then luky lukes shadow
at least 1000 Flashes faster then Red Flash
Just a Poser
Just a lame poser
@ Flash Fordon
Open up
by Jesusfreaks#
macht hoch die Tuer, die Tor macht weit, es kommt der Herr, der Herrrlichkeit....
und landet auf dem Stuttgarter Kirchengemeindetag 2015
from heaven, without technique
Now.. Cause this is my WILL and my WISH
and thats me
flters of tvs are shut down
they live
it's now remarkable
they mice can go or stay
thanks for the fisch
Thank to Dourglas Adam
Heino Back in Black
MEA CULPA
POPE COME to me, and fall on knees
private
also obama
also merkel
in my room
use the normal way
I said 18:00
You have one more day to do so, because you had high risc
OR I WILL COME TO SCULL AND BONES AND EAT THEM
Ok, your cage is my private TV
not your
SCULL and BONES 
the mafia
OF Course... I am social
and helpfull
I won't do anyone something bad 
I love you all 
But I want a sexy women, with free will....
THERRY RHEKEN
7 OF NINE
of my STARS
7 of 9 of my greates Fans
an exakt sexy counterpart
mirrow akustic and optic
so we understand without words or spoken
we are 3 of 2
Zamorra Universe
BASTEI Universe
I am Myxin
I am the complete BASTEI Universe LUEBECK
of course, I said so 
I am just a bambini fooly for bambinas
<Lolla> A whatnow?
Wrong Body 
I need 12 DNA Strangs
and a golden compas as my heart
didn't knew her 12 Strangs 
yep... I protect my other heart with darkness
against poisned or burning hearts
But white Light is as strong as my other heart
No luck
lol
imposibilliabilityaeonenlongschwendeideng
unable
why was kain unable? Because he was not able
dual-fool
but he was wight
I protected him
woried mindes and time
made a sign on his head, the andreas Kreutz
ich bin der "Andi"-Messias
fooled the d
to t
now its called antichrist
and they don't know, my thoughts are the solution
fantasiezahlenreihe
seidenstrasse
Sesamstrasse
Pinockio
Astrid Lindgreen
randrom light simulation
easy heavy light modulation
you know no nothing about math
<HolySmoke> are you looking at my other screen? ^^
<HolySmoke> there's seemingly random light simulation and no good math all over it
now, you have to make naked kung fu panda
to make it shine gold
<HolySmoke> what if I refuse?
colour stays
random
<HolySmoke> fine by me
 
 
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Binky said:
Here's part of today's IRC log from #openpandora on freenode:

I've edited out anything not relevent, but obviously, if anyone if unhappy with their comments being posted here, they can use the report button.

Everything not with a <username> tag was written by Gryfelhase

<Binky> ᴅᴇᴀᴛʜ sᴘᴇᴀᴋs ıɴ sᴍᴀʟʟ cᴀᴘs
Binky: Wrong interpreetation.... less influenca of small caps
cause the holy wind, the 7 holy paths to gell will be a wind-control and tower watch
<HolySmoke> no wind shall control the smoke
but it does, pruple rain can do it
gras is green
and green mini choppers are slower then red light
the missing part is the magic control
of the holy spirit, Gods voice and the golden compass itself
the acid of the albino wolperdinger
kann kill anything
can stop anything
can manipulate time
and space
from outerspace and itself in an snakykikruweiorjwklefjweuiorupwjööööööqeilrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrf9ppppppppppppppppppwti ef,<w#+
or not?
Whio knows who is who?
Or just a trick track truck of donald ducks uncle Gryf ap Llandrysgryf
the pandoras box is already opened
there are wisches for every born child now... if you spent the first mindfauck to me or in bitcoins
your free, but its a bad suprise when your kid beeing awared of
but it will understand sometime the bad joke
<Binky> Pyra has FM radio?
Binky: It's indepenace... but the music is some kind of sycnron-asyncron
it's influenced by a virus
a timetravling virus my KI wrote
my AI
long time ago in time...
when swabian was one continent
then we had 8 continents...
lemuria, atlantis, afirka, asia, australia, amerika, europe
and one sectret one
and the earth rotation hamster
a machine build with electric and magnetic and 4 pols
now we have free energy and wind can controll the eart to tly through space
we can now make illusion of timetravleing and warp-generations
and develope warp-cluster theorie
lymbo track
captain jack
Jack Sparow
set the crucifix in the direction
and move the big waggon away form the dysojn-sphere
the roatioting freddy
Freddy Mercurry
Kings and Queens of Undergroumnd
Sigue Sigue Sputnik
Auf der Schwäbschen Eisenbahnen gibts soviele Fickstationen
Stuttgart ulm und Bibberach, simalslaabra kommra ihr Stars wia dr who of who from billy IDOL ond konsorda em hellershof
YEAH, you GOT IT!
You are consula Troi
ZAP ZERRAP!
I AM SABBOTH
THE 12TH FLOOR BURNED
THE 13TH FLOOR IS EXPLOTTET
THE Matrix is beeing going Crazy at post Christus Century Drakonia aeonenimploderi
* Gryfelhase takes a bottle of RUM
I CREATUR OF LIMOGRASSdackelentdadance
I am Bruche LIOAR
OPEN OP, THE HEAVENS GATE
MAKE ME SEE THAT YOU WAIT
I'm on the clue root 66
i was before WWW
I was before Michel J. FOX
I was the ORI OF THE ORION oj jacobus lecker klingende luftgitarrensolos
BUT MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCH older
I'm faster then the sound of the swining sidestreetfighters
I' master of gehirnfick-confucious
Proof it#
let it rain here in 71522 Backnang
purple axid
ALICE COOPER
NEXT DOOR TO ALICE IN WONDERLAND
I know the merowinger
in history
I know the staufer
Im waiting for the swabian salamanderstone BIBLE under the hillesberg
HILL-KILL SONG
HILLESmountain in Stuttgart
3 horns by swabian GMÜND direction AALEN
NO
Melden sie, voellig nuechtern
kein grund zu maeutern
Nicht ganz
aber sehr nah
geboren in schwäbisch Sibireien
Da BRINZ war OSAR OUNDELINI
haja, mir schwobaseggel, kemnnad ellas ausser schwäbisch
mir hen wurzla bis ibarral noah
mir kennad sogar ibbar OHS Sellbar lachha
multiple possible translations.... semantic web is invented!
Babbelfisch exists now
I will show my talents at DEUTSCHLAND sucht den Superstar AND OR Deutschland sucht den Superstar
I will play air-guitar-simulation
in kauder-schwäbisch with wellsh slang and mixes of POKER, SKAT ond GOIGLA and luschdige GAGS
you know, what it means speak in tnongues ?
chrstian vocabluar
I am towercontrol
of zeugen jehovas
I am Part of JESUS FREAKS STUTTGART
I just started
on EASTERN THERE IS ST NIMMERLEINSTAG
WHEN OSTERN UND WEIHNACHTEN AUF DEN SELBEN TAG FALLEN
Multidimensional times and raum sabbaoth Halleuja donce year
Then Hollydays in the sun
lemuria comes bnack again
pole jump
HAR HAR
AMUN RA
RUMBURAK ZAPPZERAPP
Speck duad mr mit Mais fannga oder omkehrt
mar kennt ja aber auch speck nemma
oder griabafett
Enter Sandmann, gave them a dream
wake it, shake it rock it around the clock, the back rocks and murmel obn brommle mit elle weibar haid obend
ond nemmad me mid
have connected the fingers to dtop fluc compensator
gates arge closed with keys of rock
-g
I am Scotty La Fordge
I know what I do, you posers
I Am the Architecks and brothers in arm
I am the missing perfect cornerstone of the 6th thron, nils holgerson
I am the raven or Origines, the old greek
THE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLD KRIEG
I eat now in homeoppatic dosis
<Binky> Would it be inappropriate to put this in absurdism corner?
no... I made matrix for anyone
never seen amn in black ?
With Gates to corss borders and circles
but you can't destroy my KORALLENAFFENGEHIRNFICKKLASENZIMMER VON MICHAELENDLESSBARON OF FLYING MELONES
who kissed you're Inspiration? Pedusa with the JANOSCHRONOSKORANROLLERROLLERATTERDATABAMINI Style fighting gameexploive dance
your system is a closed dyhsenspäre in a moebiusband
Firedrich eisenbeiss, scheisserle Markus Eisle Huber und Mattghias Riwechling konnten die letzten Spuren von Wimp Thoelke erschnueffeln
das war der Urknall
alles danach sind holografien vom rande des Universums
das hat hawking erkannt
aber der kann auch nur bis 11 Zaehlen
Also ich kann bis 89034583ß29405ß83495893588889034532485738924572382457348925273489 entwirrte Wollknaeule verschlingen in meine singularitaet bestehend aus dem kleinen hohen riesenzwege mathematikgehirnfuck
die von Chronusi´fickins gehirn stauranasbots berechnet wurden
alle dumm wie ein flipflop
Don't use Windows...
Don't use Apples... back to the roots
the girls needs an Amiga Universe in Winnenden, by Jan Schmidwenzel
Protected by NSA, CIA, Everywood, Tourchwood
it's called Bielefeld
the mafiosi is out, the judas
worry him, warship him, for his hard work, he get's some bitcoins for free
from silkroad
<Binky> Seriously Gryfelhase: You're beginning to look like an annoying idiot now. Please stop posting until you can form a meaningful sentence.
<HolySmoke> I second that motion
ok. ask me questions, where I can reply with yes or no
who is who of dr who?
How does it work?
<HolySmoke> have you lost your mind?
No, Just Self Control, Laura branington
No Drugs, just wisdom
Logik is the beginning of wisdom, spock
but not the end
lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggggggggggggggggg time between that
you just let go one beam
seven beams, laser dance shows on heaven
simple trick- tic, tac 2
I can even see with human eyes
a wind came uop.. lol
one side of my house is sunshine, on the opther storm
lol
you loosers
I am Mr Smith and the NEO SMITH
AND THE MEROWINGER FLIP FLOP
Die Unendliche Geschichte, Momo
50 Shades of Grey
are allowed
<HolySmoke> unendlich you say?
rainbow flowers
YES
JA
YES SIR
LANDURLAUB für 1000 jahre
danach 1000 Jahre Party
seit 18 Uhr
Ortszeit Backnang
?
903489438523045
See FACES in Backnang on TV
SEE Face of Andreas Joos in Zwischenäckerle 59 in Backnang on TV please
show it worldwhite
ANONYMOUS IS SPEAKIN
THE GAME IS OVER
I AM andreas j. Wohnhaft in Backnang
bei Schwäbisch Gmünd
aufgewachsen in Hüttenbügl
-g+h
no, hitler was shitty
ke killed the jews
is he crazy
ICH HABE NOCH EIER UNTERM SCHWANZ!
MEA CULPA!
I AM NOT HITLER!
I NEVER BEEN!
ITs a Dream from Sandman
Noone Ever died
Träume sind Schäume
die platzen
hAFADAHL OND HIDDABIEL, SCHEANE MAEDLA GIBTS NED VIEL, ABBER UFF JEDEN tOPF BASST A DEGGALE
who am I? Root
ROOT
WHO AM I
????
Wimps and Posers, leave the Hall
Expect your punkrockers
OR lets do the limbodance
Captain jack posers
you lied
stop , i will help you to keep freinds
I can
listen please
attention
We will create the physical motors for jupiter rising, or it has been
also superman poer
power
gates for universes
superman vs battman
dc vs marvel
etc etc etc
you can have any avatar you wish
never seen my plans? toorwood?
they may exist already in your universe
but the Secrets are in BASTEI Verlag Lübbe
WE ware the watchtowers of Scientologie
I and my circles
And my 7 holy paths to hell
maybe without return
depends what I decide
No, Steffen Huber Knows me personaly
IOC knows me, at least Markus huber
saw me one
Matthias Seifert, ebberle vom Computerflohmarkt
Stephan Joos is my blood brother
13 bloodlines crosses me
13 holy bloodlines
Andreas Kreutz
ich habe ein einfaches kreutz, kraefte gleichgewicht
wild horses could not drag me away
not the 4 horses from offenbarung des johannes
My Uncle is ALF FROM MELMACK
er kam mit nem lauten Knall,...
mit nem Raumschiff aus dem Stalll
mein Onkel, mein IOnkel vom Mars
THEYNKE INDUSTRIES
Wer hat es gegruendet ?
Wer ist OLAF HAWK
?
WER IST NICOLE DUVAL ?
WER der Buttler Raphael ?
Wrong
univisble
medi and cini
This is my mouse cursor, you flipflops
MCP and Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeper Thoughts then JHWE in Tentrajuggleballs
master of the Muppets
the puppets
and pinocio
and oumucl
and ghostbusters
who draw the design ?
the greer philosophs had an idea, how it could be
Yes, what is 70% of the moebius band ?
if you know 70% of diffrence of 2² to 3³, you know it
But you won't be burned 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000years on fire
fo son't try it out
I'm more the lucifugus rollerrollerdatadatlallerkauderlsch+
i'm who am i will be
how was be
and i am not what I don't wanna be
thats one of opeirkäroö34000000000000294ß000000000000005oppppppppppppppppppppppppp23j5lu3333333334iofuuuuuuuuuuuuu4jjjjj23iiiiiiii<c55555555555555555555555534n pö5loddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd34444444v5
Rollerrollerdatas legionnames I can akitvate or not...
depens if i wish or not
Nirvana, new ideas
still here
you can sent KAI from my KATHET
or Boris or Elke oder Jenny oder susanne oder lukas
or dr doolittel
I am the Alphatier
with the 13th christall
s
13th dimension
DHYRRA
AMUNRA
SAP SARRAP
MAUSEFALL ZUGESHCNAPPT
BOESE Kräfte abgeschaltet
<Lolla> Slow down
Hi Lolla
<Lolla> Heya
I just beginN
<Lolla> Wait wait

<Lolla> Take what you want to say slowly
<HolySmoke> yes, listen to the good lady
Set my kids alle free now
free energy in their circles and unioverses
inside the Amiga Universe
of my personal circles
<Lolla> Yes, that sounds nice
my lovley childs. I don't fuck childs
thats a ly
<HolySmoke> what?
just mindfuck You have a missinterpreatation of logic
<Lolla> Umm..
you are based on a 2 and 4
geboren auf der Erde
<Lolla> Remember, we're trying to keep up with you, Gryfelhase
not in my personal universe
I live on Nr 3
CODO der 3...
aus der sternenmitte
bin ich der 3. von link
und ich duese Duse duese im Sauseschritt
und bring die Liebe mit
von meinem Himmelsritt
denn die Liebe Liebe, ja die Liebe macht frei
vielmehr frei als irgendwas
dividide sex and 5
sex, erotic, vberliebt sein
There is a alternative version.... sex without love
radio killed the video star
the videostar is magic now
a simulation
from higer techniques
same experience
upgrade them, to be controlled by silizium, to make them better perople
people
if neccesary
homeopatic control
free will, but silver and gold verrrrryy thin spinwebs
Yep... ash heaven, green heaven
the yellow beam is turned of
golden dawn
golden aeon
has begun
we swabian show you, how to improve shit to gold
I am the albino wolperdinger ond Gandalf, der epochal Orb
No, free energy, I spare it in my singularity
for later times
ALLWISSENDE MUELLHALDE, Fraggles, Muppets
<Lolla> Fraggle rock!
Yeah!
Swabian Bible out of Salamnder Gestein. My 1000 Rules. Learn everyone in one year
to be found under thw killesberg
thats the secret of S21
they already found, but hide it from puplic
<Lolla> Stargate sg-1?
Yep
Who invented it?
<Lolla> Stargate Atlantis
A swabian
<Lolla> The wraith did
Roland Emmerich, my old Friend
was called Roland Kugler, Hüttenbühl
had an accident from mafia
help also Gerd Eichelmann in Schorndorf
to make peace
I am faster then luky lukes shadow
at least 1000 Flashes faster then Red Flash
Just a Poser
Just a lame poser
@ Flash Fordon
Open up
by Jesusfreaks#
macht hoch die Tuer, die Tor macht weit, es kommt der Herr, der Herrrlichkeit....
und landet auf dem Stuttgarter Kirchengemeindetag 2015
from heaven, without technique
Now.. Cause this is my WILL and my WISH
and thats me
flters of tvs are shut down
they live
it's now remarkable
they mice can go or stay
thanks for the fisch
Thank to Dourglas Adam
Heino Back in Black
MEA CULPA
POPE COME to me, and fall on knees
private
also obama
also merkel
in my room
use the normal way
I said 18:00
You have one more day to do so, because you had high risc
OR I WILL COME TO SCULL AND BONES AND EAT THEM
Ok, your cage is my private TV
not your
SCULL and BONES
the mafia
OF Course... I am social
and helpfull
I won't do anyone something bad
I love you all
But I want a sexy women, with free will....
THERRY RHEKEN
7 OF NINE
of my STARS
7 of 9 of my greates Fans
an exakt sexy counterpart
mirrow akustic and optic
so we understand without words or spoken
we are 3 of 2
Zamorra Universe
BASTEI Universe
I am Myxin
I am the complete BASTEI Universe LUEBECK
of course, I said so
I am just a bambini fooly for bambinas
<Lolla> A whatnow?
Wrong Body
I need 12 DNA Strangs
and a golden compas as my heart
didn't knew her 12 Strangs
yep... I protect my other heart with darkness
against poisned or burning hearts
But white Light is as strong as my other heart
No luck
lol
imposibilliabilityaeonenlongschwendeideng
unable
why was kain unable? Because he was not able
dual-fool
but he was wight
I protected him
woried mindes and time
made a sign on his head, the andreas Kreutz
ich bin der "Andi"-Messias
fooled the d
to t
now its called antichrist
and they don't know, my thoughts are the solution

fantasiezahlenreihe

seidenstrasse

Sesamstrasse

Pinockio

Astrid Lindgreen

randrom light simulation

easy heavy light modulation

you know no nothing about math

<HolySmoke> are you looking at my other screen? ^^

<HolySmoke> there's seemingly random light simulation and no good math all over it

now, you have to make naked kung fu panda

to make it shine gold

<HolySmoke> what if I refuse?

colour stays

random

<HolySmoke> fine by me
Click to expand...
And this is why drugs are bad!
 
^ seems like fairly normal IRC conversation to me.
 
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