Absurdism corner

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Your pic doesn't work.

Does for me.

Will change link anyway.

Edit: Done.

 

[Klumpen]

Vader Announces Death Of Terrorist Obi-Wan

In a late-night appearance in the East Room of the Imperial Palace, Lord Vader declared that "justice has been done" as he disclosed that agents of the Imperial Army and stormtroopers of the 501st Legion had finally cornered Kenobi, one of the leaders of the Jedi rebellion, who had eluded the Empire for nearly two decades. Imperial officials said Kenobi resisted and was cut down by Lord Vader's own lightsaber. He was later dumped out of an airlock.

 

[vcoleiro1]

They should ask you to piss in a cup for a drug test.


Think about it, if someone traded in at GameStop , there is a high chance they are on drugs.

 

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[Klumpen]

A cop and his wife call 911 after eating confiscated pot brownies:

https://www.youtube.com/embed/hrZLc9lqQM0?feature=oembed

 

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https://www.youtube.com/embed/XwTf3xiBG28?feature=oembed

 

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https://www.youtube.com/embed/dmLk3I_6M5E?feature=oembed

 

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http://www.smosh.com/smosh-pit/articles/6-funny-ice-cream-flavor-fails

 

[rygD]

The 2 women I live with would each love one of the first 2 on the list.  As a child I ate a lot of bubble gum (with gum in it) ice cream.  I also used to eat Superman ice cream because I found what happened after eating it amusing...

 

[Klumpen]

We got a garlic restaurant here in town where really everything is made with garlic.


The ice cream is actually pretty good and so was the wine and beer, your environment just has to cope with your smell in the next few days, the main dishes have up to 40 cloves of garlic in them.


Vampires would drop dead already before reaching the door from the outside.

 

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[rygD]

We got a garlic restaurant here in town where really everything is made with garlic.


The ice cream is actually pretty good and so was the wine and beer, your environment just has to cope with your smell in the next few days, the main dishes have up to 40 cloves of garlic in them.


Vampires would drop dead without even reaching the door from the outside.

That is pretty cool.  The garlic lover I mentioned would probably love that restaurant.  Do you mind sharing the name?  If we are ever in the area maybe we can stop by.

 

[Klumpen]

http://www.knoblauchrestaurant.de/


There is one in Frankfurt now too, but I don't think they are connected:

http://www.restaurantknoblauchfrankfurt.de/

 

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http://wtflevel.com/

 

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[Klumpen]

Is it a hippiecrite or is it Daniel Radcliffe in drag?

 

[rygD]

That reminds me of this