Absurdism corner

[Ziz]

sad to see that boob - armour just won't die

 Yep :/

Furthermore, why did they change a male character to a female? Why not taking an already existing female characters from Nordic mythology like Freya? (I have to admit, most of my knowledge comes from the board game Yggdrasil, but however...) Or something complete different like Indian mythology?

 

[Klumpen]

sad to see that boob - armour just won't die

 
Yep :/

Furthermore, why did they change a male character to a female? Why not taking an already existing female characters from Nordic mythology like Freya? (I have to admit, most of my knowledge comes from the board game Yggdrasil, but however...) Or something complete different like Indian mythology?

Maybe current people at Marvel don't even know Freya, etc...

or it has something to do with Disney.

Either way it doesn't make any sense at all.

 

[WizardStan]

I remember the same complaints about black Green Lantern, and indian Batman.

Mjolnir was wielded by a tentacly alien and a frog before. A FROG! No one complained then. Now a woman takes up the mantel of Thor and everyone's all "hurr durr, girls in my continuity!" Get over it, sheez, you don't even know what they're going to do with this and you're complaining about it already. I mean, it's not like "bam, Thor's a chick now", they've actually got the beginnings of a pretty good growth story going on, if the rumours are to be believed.

 

[TrashyMG]

What's wrong with boob armour?

 

[WizardStan]

What's wrong with boob armour?

Practically speaking, it puts a lot of pressure directly on the sternum. Uniboob armor is better, it distributes forces evenly across the entire upper torso instead of directly in one spot down the middle.
But enough silliness, I need to bring up a REAL issue of major importance: https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/issue-emancipation-proclamation-corporations/GC2jM1p9

 

[Null]

Have just ordered http://is.gd/QWLOh0, it should be a laugh + it'll also help me to practice my self defence skills.

 

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[elwing]

^

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He'll be back

 

[thatgui]

What's wrong with boob armour?

Practically speaking, it puts a lot of pressure directly on the sternum. Uniboob armor is better, it distributes forces evenly across the entire upper torso instead of directly in one spot down the middle.

To add to that, armor is designed to divert any impact away from you, so your body doesn't have to cope with the full amount of kinectic energy. By creating "obstacles" you contradict the whole idea.

 

[Null]

This isn't going to end well. :mellow:

 

[Klumpen]

Just throwin' in a pygmy marmosette:

 

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[Binky]

Tautological statements are tautological.

 

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[Null]

http://www.amazon.co.uk/GameGadget-Screen-16-bit-Console-Reader/dp/B00IZ0GYMK

You don't even get free delivery.

 

[HamishTPB]

http://www.amazon.co.uk/GameGadget-Screen-16-bit-Console-Reader/dp/B00IZ0GYMK

You don't even get free delivery.

That looks a bit poo - especially at that price!

 

[Null]

^ You don't know the half of it.

http://boards.openpandora.org/topic/7518-game-gadget/URL]