Who knows? Maybe neighbours complained for a legitimate reason?A.C.A.B.!
Too bad, the news article is this short. Do they mean one such yellow mass is one cell, or is it a collony of one cell organisms? Since the species is a one cell organism, what are they talking about categorizing it as plant/fungus/animal for? How did they count 700+ sexes? Will this be used as an argument for neopronoun explosion? Does anyone know French?:Apparently, there's a mysterious blobby life form on earth that's neither animal, nor fungus, nor plant and has some unusual traits for something looking like any mold: