Lo everyone i'm back and FEELING FINE!!
i've just had one of the best times i will ever have in my life.
i've found out i'm a really likeable person, and whats best of all....
i now have a girlfriend which is cool.
in fact i'm pretty much just the DAMNEST BEST PERSON ON EARTH especially cos i have a girlfriend. you all ENVY me and want to be me, but you can't, so you'll have to make do with sucking my cock, providing it isn't already lodged down my girlfriend's throat!
all in three weeks, yes that's right folks, three weeks, i'm like fucking SPIDER-MAN i'm that fast. did you have fun sweating at your computers like pathetic geeks? cos i'm sure not a geek anymore now that i have a GIRLFRIEND.
bye!
girlfriend!!