The Gp2x Rap

[OmarNawaz]

Yo, I'm rappin' bout the GP2X
It's really small and it's better than sex
When I first saw it I was quite perplexed
It looked really cool, but also complex

But as it turns out it's easy to use
I can download games made by homebrew dudes
It's even better than my favourite foods
and always puts me in really good moods

Although the joystick used to be crap
Now they've released a new joystick cap!
That's why I decided to bust out this rap
before you all told me to shut my trap

I've got 1 GB SD card
When I play my GP2X I look really hard
Some of you might call me a retard
But I'll just sip through your fingers like a knob of lard

It takes 2 AA batteries
When they run out of juice I get down on my knees
And yell "New Duracell is what I really needs"
"Give me those AA power cells please!"

One day I get worried it all might go to far
If I can't get the top score on the game of Vektar
So much free stuff unpacked with WinRar
Makes me so happy I laugh "har har!"

It's the successor to the GP32
Some people out there say that it is poo
Without my GP2X I don't know what I'd do
It's all that I've got, as I can't get a screw

With my GP2X I'm cool like the Fonz
Watching my films and playing my songs
I've got to go now, been here far too long
Just one more thing, nobody say "Where do you get ROMS"!!!!


And if you don't know now you know

Respect

Peace

in the '6

With MC The Booboo

and the GP2X crew

(scratching, fade out)

ahhahhaha that's the best :lol:

record that on a mic and I'll make a cool beat to match its hilarity :lol:

 

[Jarska333]

Uhhh... well I forced myself to read that.

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?

Lima Oscar Lima!

Romeo Oscar Foxtrot Lima Mike Oscar

Forgot Alpha.

 

[sand_man]

It's the successor to the GP32
Some people out there say that it is poo
Without my GP2X I don't know what I'd do
It's all that I've got, as I can't get a screw

Classic. I sure hope this is a joke.

 

[nickspoon]

Forgot Alpha.

India November Delta Echo Echo Delta.

Also what the fuck.

 

[Nova]

It was funny the first time...

 

[FFNoir]

I can't read that rap. 'cause i'm East side forever!

 

[halo9]

bloody hell.

 

[g4m3r]

I want my two minutes back. :mellow:

 

[greenmikey]

Is this some sort of sick incarnation of a gp32x mascot?

 

[bobgrotto]

Geh..?
Blaze dem beats you crazy foo'
^_____________________________^ <-OMG WHALE

 

[moz]

put a c infront of rap

 

[Jarska333]

Shave teh whale(s)!

Or was it welsh...

 

[Shikaku]

lol files!

lol &copy;rap(e)

 

[IntenseWage]

hay guys lets rap abt video game :B

 

[thebooboo]

It's the successor to the GP32
Some people out there say that it is poo
Without my GP2X I don't know what I'd do
It's all that I've got, as I can't get a screw

Classic. I sure hope this is a joke.

No it's not a joke. I refuse to sleep with any woman who doesn't like computer games. This is a problem as women who like computer games DON'T EXIST

 

[X-Code]

My ex did :lol:

 

[g4m3r]

It's the successor to the GP32
Some people out there say that it is poo
Without my GP2X I don't know what I'd do
It's all that I've got, as I can't get a screw

Classic. I sure hope this is a joke.

No it's not a joke. I refuse to sleep with any woman who doesn't like computer games. This is a problem as women who like computer games DON'T EXIST

Someone put this in the LOL Files.

 

[Magnulus]

No it's not a joke. I refuse to sleep with any woman who doesn't like computer games. This is a problem as women who like computer games DON'T EXIST

I better not tell my girlfriend this, because she's quite fond of existance. I take great pleasure in her existance as well, so I'll ignore that.

 

[thebooboo]

I once tried to chat up a girl on the tube by saying "I couldn't help but notice our shared tube passtime" (we were both playing gameboy advances). Unsurprisingly after that smooth move she blew me out so we just sat there in protracted silence until she got off at the next stop. It was the most uncomfortable 3 minutes of my life. Except the three minutes after I discovered firmware 2.0 had broken Level Shmup just as I was using it as my demo game for an interview at Climax handheld.

Well, anyway she was playing Mario and I was playing Sonic, so I briefly tried to make a joke about that. That didn't go very well either.

 

[Magnulus]

Maybe it's not the girl, but your chat-up lines?